Showing posts with label Toyota. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Toyota. Show all posts

Wednesday, April 25, 2018

Toyota Owner Posts Funniest Used Car Ad EVER on Craigslist


Let"s face it:


Used car salesmen are typically known for being a shady lot.


They generally used underhanded and slimy tactics in order to shill for years-old vehicles because, quite simply, who would buy one of these vehicles if the salesman was honest about it?


Well, we"re about to find out.


This is because a man in Houston has posted a lengthy ad on Craigslist for his 1999 Toyota Carolla… and it pulls nary a punch.


The brutally honest posting has gone viral because it"s downright hilarious and, to other owners of other Toyota Carollas, downright relatable.


Scroll down to see what we mean:




1. This is the Car


This is the car

It actually looks to be in pretty good shape for a nearly 20-year old car, doesn’t it? What can the owner tell us about it?



2. These are 23 Photos of the Car


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Or at least a picture OF those 23 pictures that the man included in his ad.



3. A Corolla Gets the Job Done


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If that job is literally getting you front point A to point B in relative safety, that is.



4. What Features Does It Have?


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Features?!? Features?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It has four wheels and an engine. Be grateful.



5. Wanna Hear a Story?


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This is it. It has a happy ending, doesn’t it? Thank you, Toyota Carolla.



6. Go Ahead. Try to Break This Car.


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I dare you. I double dare you. Just give it a shot.


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Tuesday, June 6, 2017

Kendrick Lamar"s "Cheap" First Car for Sister Was Sweet Deal, According to Toyota (PHOTO)

Kendrick Lamar is finally getting support for his decision to NOT buy his sister a baller new car — of course, his backer is the company that made the umm … frugal whip. Kendrick took heat on social media for buying his younger sister a…


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Thursday, May 11, 2017

Bears Rookie QB Mitch Trubisky Drives Grandma"s Beat-up Toyota To Practice (PHOTOS)

Here’s the best example of keeping it real we’ve ever seen … Bears rookie — the 2nd pick in the Draft — Mitch Trubisky pushing his grandma’s ’97 Toyota Camry to his first pro football camp. Before we go any further, Trubisky is rich — with the…


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