Let"s face it:
Used car salesmen are typically known for being a shady lot.
They generally used underhanded and slimy tactics in order to shill for years-old vehicles because, quite simply, who would buy one of these vehicles if the salesman was honest about it?
Well, we"re about to find out.
This is because a man in Houston has posted a lengthy ad on Craigslist for his 1999 Toyota Carolla… and it pulls nary a punch.
The brutally honest posting has gone viral because it"s downright hilarious and, to other owners of other Toyota Carollas, downright relatable.
Scroll down to see what we mean:
1. This is the Car
![This is the car](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Xkc0dwxW--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1524683437/slides/3861/this-is-the-car.jpg)
It actually looks to be in pretty good shape for a nearly 20-year old car, doesn’t it? What can the owner tell us about it?
2. These are 23 Photos of the Car
![Forsale11](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--E-MBI-UO--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1524682766/attachment/forsale11.jpg)
Or at least a picture OF those 23 pictures that the man included in his ad.
3. A Corolla Gets the Job Done
![Forsale2](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Kikzvf0S--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1524682435/attachment/forsale2.jpg)
If that job is literally getting you front point A to point B in relative safety, that is.
4. What Features Does It Have?
![Forsale3](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--s2urxXxN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1524682458/attachment/forsale3.jpg)
Features?!? Features?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? It has four wheels and an engine. Be grateful.
5. Wanna Hear a Story?
![Forsale4](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--OBLADxf5--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1524682536/attachment/forsale4.jpg)
This is it. It has a happy ending, doesn’t it? Thank you, Toyota Carolla.
6. Go Ahead. Try to Break This Car.
![Forsale5](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--c8xrJVud--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1524682556/attachment/forsale5.jpg)
I dare you. I double dare you. Just give it a shot.