Wednesday, October 7, 2015

Youth Football Team Simply Must "Whip" in Middle of Game

We don"t mean to be hyperbolic, but this may be the greatest video ever posted to the Internet.


It features the Milford Mighty Mites, a team comprised of very young football players who were recently scrimmaging at halftime of a varsity high school game.


That is, until Silento"s hit song "Watch Me Whip" came over the loud speakers and various Mighty Mites just couldn"t help themselves.


They stopped in their tracks, they ignored the action around them and they just started doing the now-iconic dance.


It really may be the funniest thing we"ve ever witnessed on the World Wide Web and it"s officially our favorite version ever of this dance… no offense to this totally awesome mother and daughter.


Milford mighty mites watch them whip

Carey Mulligan and Marcus Mumford Welcome First Child!

E! News reported moments ago that Carey Mulligan and Mumford and Sons lead singer Marcus Mumford have welcomed their first child!



Mulligan and Mumford married in 2012. They were childhood pen pals who lost touch with one another but reconnected as adults. 


The actress managed to keep her baby bump under wraps for the first half of pregnancy, and the couple didn’t reveal that Mulligan was pregnant until June of this year.



There’s no word yet on the child’s gender or name, but considering the quirky couple is basically a walking Wes Anderson movie, you can bet Baby Mumford’s moniker will be off the beaten path. Our money’s on Thadeus.


“Carey has given birth to a healthy and happy baby,” reads a statement from Carey’s reps. “She is just enjoying this time with her family and close friends.”


The couple is so intensely private that the press didn’t even realize that Mulligan had given birth until she made a red carpet appearance to promote her new film Suffragette last night.


Clearly, Carey isn’t planning on taking much time off from work.


Then again, who knows with these two? They might both step away from the spotlight to open a family-run boutique that only sells tea cozies. Mulligan and Mumford would be a perfect name.


Luke Gatti: Drunk Mac & Cheese Kid Expelled From UConn After Outburst Goes Viral!

Yesterday, video of a drunk idiot screaming about mac and cheese went mega viral, racking up more than 1.6 million views in its first 24 hours on YouTube.



We eventually learned that said intoxicated jackass was a 19-year-old UConn sophomore named Luke Gatti.


Today, Gatti is no longer a student, having reportedly been expelled from the university after being arrested and charged with breach of peace and criminal trespassing.



It’s kinda sad to see a teenager mess his life up with one act of drunken douchery…Or at least it would be, were it not for the fact that Gatti has a habit of throwing entitled a-hole tantrums.


Several media outlets are reporting today that Gatti was arrested twice in the same month while he was a student at the University of Massachusetts last year.


In one incident, he reportedly called the arresting officer a “f–king n–ger.”


Gatti left the school after his second arrest and somehow got accepted to UConn as a transfer student.


Now that his drunken reign of terror in Connecticut is at an end, we’re guessing he’ll be taking some time off from school – and hopefully from the sauce, as well.


For now, Gatti should probably just get a job – preferably someplace where he’s forced to serve food to unruly college students.

Cathriona White Suicide: Not Her First Attempt, Sources Say

Jim Carrey’s on-and-off again girlfriend Cathriona White, who took her own life late last month, reportedly attempted to do so once before.



Law enforcement sources tell TMZ that Cathriona White tried ending her life back in 2012, following the death of her father that year.


A hateful message from her biological mother may have led to her suicide.



According to sources close to her, White’s friends told investigators that this came out of the blue, and may have taken the ultimate toll.


On Cathriona’s birthday, just days before her suicide, she got a message from her estranged biological mother who called her a “failure.”


White committed suicide on the third anniversary of her father’s death.


Her mother’s verbal attack, that sad anniversary and her breakup with Jim may have all formed a perfect storm in her fragile mind.


White, who was married to Mark Burton at the time of her demise, reportedly OD’d on prescription drugs prescribed to a Carrey alias.


R.I.P.