When Kourtney Kardashian dumped Scott Disick we assumed that we in time, the Douche Lord would disappear from the reality TV landscape, and eventually all memory of his raging alcoholism and impeccably coiffed hair would fade.
Sure, Scott figured prominently in the most recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but we didn’t have to see his face, which was a wonderful change of pace.
But like vampires and cockroaches, Douche Lords are hard to kill, and Radar Online is reporting that a Scott Disick reality show might soon be, well…a reality.
A source tells the website that Scott has already pitched a KUWTK spinoff that would focus on “his life as a single dad, raising Kourtney’s kids part-time.”
Scott’s not exactly a fan favorite at the moment, but keeping him board at the network might be E!’s best option.
“Since he is already under contract with the show, if they are going to phase him out it has to be done in a way that fits into the existing contracts,” the insider explains.
Best of all, Scott might be willing to work very cheap.
With virtually no real world job experience, he’d likely find it tough to find employment that would allow him to maintain his current lifestyle (even with spousal support from Kourtney), and sources say Disick has done nothing to curb his spending in recent months.
“Scott is frantic right now to save his contract because he is blowing through money and is terrified of being poor,” says the insider.
So get ready! It sounds like the second coming of the Lord may soon be upon us!
