Monday, October 19, 2015

Justin Bieber Reacts to Father"s Penis Props

Justin Bieber has a few more things to say about his penis.


Last week, a little while after a viral Justin Bieber naked photo nearly broke the Internet, the singer admitted that he felt violated by The New York Daily News invading his privacy while he vacationed in Bora Bora.



He also defended his girth by saying some shrinkage was involved.


Justin’s father, however, took the opposite approach in reacting to his son’s manhood, going online and Tweeting in impressive response:


“@justinbieber what do you feed that thing. #proud daddy.”


The response was viewed by many as wildly gross and inappropriate, with Bette Midler (yes, Bette Midler!) referring to Jeremy Bieber as a dick who abandoned his son.


How did Justin feel about his father’s private part props?


“I thought it was hilarious,” he told Zach Sang and the Gang during a radio interview on Monday “It’s such a dad thing to do.”


Bieber added that he can’t believe anyone has even taken issue with his dad for this:


“When I found out that people were hating on him for saying that, I was like, ‘are you kidding me? What dad wouldn’t be proud of that?’


“It’s not like he’s saying it to an 11-year old. I’m 21 years old.”


We might counter by asking Justin what dad would choose to look at a naked photo of his 21-year old son.


But why start a family feud, right?


Frosting-Covered Toddler Denies Eating Cupcake

We"d really prefer not to label any children as a "liar." That"s just not a very nice thing to say about an adorable young human being.


But… well… the father featured in the following video may want to back away from his son right about now.


Because little Jack"s pants are totally on fire!


In the precious piece of footage, Jack is confronted with a question from his dad: did he eat any of the cupcakes on hand for the New York Giants football game?


No, Jack claims, over and over and over again. No, he would never do that.


Why do we tend to not believe the toddler? Because he"s been caught red-handed blue-faced. See for yourself:


Frosting covered toddler denies eating cupcake

Pippa Middleton: Single, Unemployed and Depressed?

Last week, we reported that Pippa Middleton was caught cheating on her then-boyfriend, Nico Jackson.


Not surprisingly, the relationship ended shortly thereafter, and Pippa is now back on the market.



In fact, Kate’s 32-year-old younger sister is unattached in every way, and insiders say being single and unemployed is beginning to take a toll on Pippa.


A new piece in The Daily Mail describes Pippa as “depressed,” as she “finds herself without an established career, without a property of her own, and now without a boyfriend.”


According to the article, Pippa and Nico were planning to get engaged before she was caught bed-hopping with several ex-boyfriends. 


Jackson had reportedly taken a banking job in Switzerland so that he could earn more money and buy the couple a house in London.


Unfortunately, the plan backfired, as the distance proved too much for Pippa to bear.


To make matters worse, Pippa has been fired from two high profile jobs in the past year, failing to make a name for herself as a magazine columnist or as a correspondent for NBC’s Today Show.


Of course, Pippa’s failures are magnified by her famous sister’s successes in life and love.


Having a duchess for a sister might be tough sometimes, but we’re sure when Pippa is ready to find a new job/man, Kate will be happy to help. 


Here’s hoping she plays matchmacker between Pippa and Prince Harry.

JWOWW: Pregnant with Baby Number-Two!

JWOWW embarked on a brand new life over the weekend when she married long-time boyfriend Roger Mathews.


She then went ahead and confirmed that she’s growing a brand new life in her belly, as well.



That’s right, Jenni “JWOWW” Farley is pregnant!!!!!


According to trusted E! News insiders, the former Jersey Shore cast member and her husband announced during their reception on Sunday that baby number-two is on the way.


The couple’s first child, Meilani, was born in July of 2014 and served as an adorable flower girl during her parents’ ceremony yesterday.


“By far one of the best days of our lives outside Meilani being born,” JWOWW and Mathews told E! News shortly after they exchanged vows.


“So blessed to have our daughter share this day with us!”


We don’t know at this time whether Farley is growing a boy or a girl inside of her womb, nor do we know when she’ll give birth.


But it’s safe to assume the blessed occasion won’t take place until 2016.


All we can say for now is that JWOWW won’t be joining good friend Snooki for any late-night, drunken club antics any time soon.