Billboard Just Made a Blow Job Joke About North West

Look, we’re very familiar with the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

We’re well aware that it’s easy to make fun of its star at all times and Kim Kardashian is absolutely fair game for any X-rated joke you’d wish to make.

Here’s one, for example:

You know how Kim Kardashian has gotten behind waist training as a supposedly legitimate way to lose weight? That’s sort of like how Ray J got behind her in their sex tape!

See? Easy and hilarious.

But that doesn’t mean it’s fair game, or anything that resembles fair game, to sexualize Kim’s daughter, just because her mom often poses naked.

We bring all this up as a segue because Billboard Tweeted a link yesterday to a story about how North West was attending ballet class this week when she told paparazzi members to stop taking pictures of her.

As you can see above, Billboard ran this story along with a photo of North eating a lollipop, writing as a caption to the image:

“The apple doesn’t fall far from the tree.”

The Tweet has since been taking down, but not before Twitter users slammed Billboard for being “reprehensible” and “disgusting,” among other insults.

Can you blame this criticism?

The magazine did just imply that a toddler likes to give oral sex in the same way her mother does, didn’t it?

If there’s another way to interpret the Tweet posted above, by all means… let’s hear it!

View Slideshow: 51 Totally Adorable North West Photos

Bill Simmons: PISSED at ESPN For Shutting Down Grantland

Back in May, ESPN fired Bill Simmons unexpectedly, thus forcing sports fans everywhere (read: Boston) to go to Gisele Bundchen’s Twitter page in order to to read the boastful ramblings of someone who regularly fellates Tom Brady.

We kid Simmons, but he’s really one of the funniest and most insightful sports journalists working today, and he deserved better than to be unceremoniously canned in very public fashion. Now, ESPN has twisted the knife by shutting down Grantland, the irreverent sports and pop culture site that Simmons created in 2011.

Many of the site’s writers stated that they found out they’d been laid off only when they saw the network’s tweets about the site being suspended.

In a statement, ESPN said that it plans to honor the contracts of all current Grantland writers and hopes to hire many of them to write for other ESPN platforms.

So while several casualties of the move have lamented the end of the site, most of them have kept any outrage they may be feeling in check. But not Simmons:

“I loved everyone I worked with at G and loved what we built. Watching good/kind/talented people get treated so callously = simply appalling,” Simmons tweeted moments ago. 

The 46-year-old journalist has butted heads with ESPN many times over the course of his career. He was most recently suspended by the network last year for calling NFL commissioner Roger Goodell a “liar.”

His termination a few months later is believed to be the result of his tense relationship with network brass.

In a statement, ESPN claimed that the decision to shut down Grantland has nothing to do with Simmons or the nature of the site’s content, but was simply a result of the need to “direct our time and energy going forward to projects that we believe will have a broader and more significant impact across our enterprise.”

We’re sure Simmons will have more to say on the topic in the very near future.

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Kim Kardashian Halloween Costume: Here"s How to Do It!

Over the years, Kim Kardashian has dressed up for Halloween as Catwoman, as a skeleton and as Jasmine, just to name a few.

But now Kim Kardashian is here to offer advice on how to come up with the most important Halloween costume of all… Kim Kardashian herself!

In a blog post on her official website, Kim goes into detail on how to nail her “signature look,” in case anyone wants to trick or treat this year as a woman who let Ray J bang her on video.

“My signature look has become so recognizable, that it could easily work as a last-minute Halloween costume!” Kardashian wrote, in what may be her most self-involved and pompous entry to date.

Seriously, who doles out advice on how to dress like themselves?!?

Kim Kardashian, that’s who. And here’s what she had to say about it:

“Mixing bodycon pieces with a long coat, strappy heels and dark sunglasses is the perfect combination for a cool Kim-inspired look!”

But… wait!

Just when you thought Kardashian couldn’t get more obnoxious about this, she went ahead and got all obnoxious about it.

Kardashian went ahead provided website subscribers with a shopping guide, offering up suggestions that:

1. Cost far more than the average person wants to pay.


2. Come from her catalog of sponsorships.

So, sure, you can follow Kim’s advice and go buy some Too Glam Sunglasses for $ 60 in order to look like her.

But just know that Kardashian gets paid to make that recommendation.

And also know that, we mean this as respectfully as possible, but: You would be a huge loser if you dressed, in any non-tongue-in-cheek fashion, as Kim Kardashian for Halloween.

View Slideshow: Kim Kardashian Nude Pictures: A Tantalizing Timeline