Jennifer Lopez "Shades of Blue" Trailer Tries, Fails to Steam Up Internet

I don"t know how she does it, but Jennifer Lopez not only has a Las Vegas residency kicking off in January 2016, she"s got a new NBC drama as well.

Lopez stars as in the new cop drama, Shades of Blue, alongside Ray Liotta and Drea de Matteo, which the network is billing as a "steamy new drama."

The trailer looks interesting, but I wouldn"t describe it using the word "steamy."  Gritty, yes.  Steamy?  I guess if you count subway grates  What are they feeding those copywriters at 30 Rock?

Synopsis:

As a "sexy" New York detective (she"s also a single mom!), Harlee Santos (Lopez) runs with a bunch of dirty cops who take bribes and money to Lopez"s character uses to "provide the best life for her honestt and talented daughter."

The FBI gets her and makes her become an informant on her tight-knit crew, and things look kinda scary-mary for Santos as she walks "the fine line between love, loyalty, honor and betrayal" while trying "to keep it together for her daughter"s future."

I personally don"t believe the words Jennifer + Acting go together, even though her movies are Saturday-afternoon-rotting-on-the-couch gold, but Lopez isn"t that terrible in this trailer.   

Shades of Blue premieres January 14th at 9/8 c.

29 Celebrities Who Some Believe Are Gay

Times continue to change in Hollywood and around the country.

Over the past couple years, more and more celebrities have come out of the closet as gay.

But plenty of other celebrities have been accused of being gay. Some have denied the rumors; others have ignored them.

We"re not here to pass judgment on anyone, simply to rundown a list of stars whose sexuality has been questioned over recent years…

1. 50 Cent

During an interview with Andy Cohen, Vivica A. Fox implied that her ex-boyfriend was not “quite clear” on his sexuality, even implying he had something going on with Soulja Boy. 50 Cent vehemently denied these accusations on Twitter.

2. Kevin Spacey

The incredible actor has faced this rumor many times, saying of his sexuality in 2010: “People have different reasons for the way they live their lives. You cannot put everyone’s reasons in the same box. It’s just a line I’ve never crossed and never will… Look, at the end of the day people have to respect people’s differences. I am different than some people would like me to be.”

3. Oprah

We’ve all heard it many times, right? That Oprah is a lesbian and has been dating best friend Gayle King for years. The talk show host says this simply isn’t true and she’d never hide her sexuality if she were gay.

4. Jeremy Renner

“It’s not f-cking true,” Renner said of this rumor in 2012. Well then.

5. Vin Diesel

Diesel hasn’t even bothered to dignify this chatter with a real response, one saying: “I’m not gonna put it out there on a magazine cover like some other actors. I come from the Harrison Ford, Marlon Brando, Robert De Niro, Al Pacino code of silence. I’m not gonna do that.”

6. Ben Affleck and Matt Damon

These two go together because they’ve only been romantically linked (same sex style) to each other. Said Damon once: “I never denied those rumors because I was offended and didn’t want to offend my friends who were gay. As if being gay were some kind of f–king disease. It put me in a weird position in that sense.”

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Young Girl Has No Idea How to Hang Up a Landline

Kids these days, right?!?

They don"t appreciate that the older generations used to work walk 10 miles per day, uphill, in multiple feet of show, every single day to school.

Okay, that may be an exaggeration. That may not be entirely true.

But it most decidedly is true that we really aren"t that far removed from an age in which no one used a cell phone. Really. It"s true!

Fewer than 20 years ago, the concept of apps and text messages and Candy Crush and camera phones were all unheard of. We just went around using landlines.

Yes, landlines. These are phones that you can"t just take anywhere you go. They require a jack into which you plug in and they are still found in nearly every hotel room around the world.

Much to the consternation of the young woman featured in this video.

Her name is Layla and she’s handed the receiver in this footage and asked to simply hang it up.

Wait… to do what? Come again? What does that even mean?!?

"How do you do that?" Layla asks her father, in all seriousness, looking around, confused, baffled, unsure what this ancient piece of technology in her hand is used for.

Fortunately, Layla"s mom comes over and rescues her daughter just in time.

But the damage has already been done. Our faith in the younger generation of humanity has already been destroyed. This just makes us… sad.

Kids these days, huh?!? We expect them to have concerns over Maxi Pads… but regular phones?!?

Shake your head over Layla"s utter bewilderment below:

Pig Encounters First-Ever Pile of Leaves, Goes BESERK

The clocks have been turned back. The days are growing shorter. And the weather is turning colder, in most parts of the country at least.

That"s right, fall is officially here, which sort of sucks for a number of reasons.

We can"t ogle any Kate Upton bikini photos for awhile now. We have no idea when Zac Efron will next take his shirt off on the beach.

And insane people will soon start ranting about some kind of war on Christmas.

But any time you"re feeling bad about the changing of the season… any time you can"t turn that frown upside down as you put on layer after layer each morning… any time you look outside and sigh because the backyard needs another round of raking… there"s something you can do to feel better about yourself.

Nay, about the world in general.

You can watch the following video.

It features a pig named Willow who is experiencing his first ever pile of leaves and he"s happier playing around in it than Kim Kardashian is to be counting a giant pile of money.

Seriously, we all should be this excited about just one thing in our lives even just one time, for one minute. Right? Don"t you agree?

We"re not entirely sure why this family has a pig for a pet, but we don"t really care.

Because we can easily go inside the animal"s head as he spins around and around and around and we can imagine his thought process going something like this:

OMG! OMG! OMG! WHEEEE! THIS IS THE MOST FUN ANY CREATURE HAS EVER HAD IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNIVERSE!

And it makes us smile.