Thursday, November 12, 2015

Amber Rose Gives TERRIBLE Financial Advice

There are lessons to be learned from the past, according to Amber Rose.



“I feel like I’m in a position to give advice to women because I’ve made all of these mistakes,” Rose tells Time Magazine of her book, How to Be A Bad Bitch


“I am a mogul. I have a bunch of businesses, I’m now an actress, I’m an author, I went on an entire world tour and I don’t even sing. So if that doesn’t tell you that I am an entrepreneur, then I don’t know what does.”


One of Rose’s lessons learned happened when it came time to file her 2011 taxes.  


“One of the biggest financial mistakes that I ever made was making a lot of money—I wanna say I made $ 1 million in 2011—and I spent all of it,” she recalled.  “And then after that, I had to pay taxes, and I did not have money for the taxes, and I was like, ‘I cannot believe I did this.’


“And I really had to start over … I know a whole lot of people that don’t pay taxes. And it comes back to bite you in the ass. Trust me.


“So I did pay all my taxes off, and I feel amazing now, but it took a lot of hard work.”



Rose has advice for women who want to reach financial success and achieve their goals, and they’re…unorthodox.


“Being a dancer definitely was like being in business school, because I constantly spoke to people. I mean, I literally had to persuade a man to give me money out of his pocket. And I apply that to my daily life.


“Even getting a book, you have to have an initial meeting—Hi, Simon and Schuster!—with the publisher, and you have to sell yourself.”


““Really, fully research every aspect of the business that you’re trying to get into,” Rose says. “Explain to your friends that you won’t always be able to hit the club with them when you’re trying to save money.


“If they’re your friends, they’ll respect it.”


If they keep haunting you, this will shut them up right quick:


“Tell them that you’re trying to save up for whatever it may be, and if they want you to come out with them then it has to be their treat.”


The phone will go silent after that.  Trust me.  Then you’ll have all the time in the world to focus on your dreams.


I have not found success with this next tip.  To be fair, I never though to try it.


“As women, we’re fortunate enough to use our seductive skills in order to be able to get money from our significant others,” Rose explains. “I also talk about seduction in the book. A lot of women don’t know how to seduce a man.


Go on…


“It is extremely easy once you get to that point, and you can get anything you want out of them,” Rose said.  “And I know it might sound messed up, but once you get to that point, it’s not using.


“It’s not using a man, it’s literally getting what you want by any means necessary.”


Do you spend that money right away?  Do you save up for a house?  Where does the seduction money go, Amber Rose?


Some weren’t pleased with the model’s advice, and made their feelings known via Twitter.  Unfortunately, Rose didn’t care.


“Lol y’all are so Corny So it’s wrong to ask ur “Significant other” (The person u care about) to help u financially so u can reach ur goal?” 


I have so many questions that will go unanswered.


Justin Bieber Compares Himself to Amy Winehouse, Gandhi

Justin Bieber is rich and famous. He’s living out his dream as a musician and he has supermodels throwing themselves at him everywhere he turns.


But Justin Bieber would not wish his life upon his worst enemy.



The artist actually says this in the latest issue of NME.


“I feel isolated,” Bieber tells the magazine, explaining why:


“You’re in your hotel room and there are fans all around, paparazzi following you everywhere, and it gets intense. When you can’t go anywhere or do anything alone you get depressed.


“I would not wish this upon anyone.”


We don’t doubt life as a celebrity has its fault… but easy there, Justin.


Do you really expect everyday folks to break out their violins because your fans can sometimes be too adoring?


You just took a selfie with Jennifer Aniston. Life could be worse.


“People see the glam and the amazing stuff, but they don’t know the other side. This life can rip you apart,” he shares.


“I watched the Amy Winehouse documentary on the plane and I had tears in my eyes because I could see what the media was doing to her, how they were treating her.


Just like Winehouse – who died of a drug overdose at age 27 – Bieber says people find it “funny” to continually “poke” him and “[push]” him down until there’s no more of himself.  



Bieber, of course, had himself a pretty tough 2014.


He saw his reputation destroyed as a result of a DUI arrest… many loud parties… numerous examples of reckless driving… harassment of photographers… the time he hurled an egg at a neighbor … and the time he peed in a restaurant mop bucket.


Justin has mostly taken responsibility for these actions in the past.


But not so much here.


“It’s because of the way the ‘Justin Bieber brand’ was portrayed,” he explains by way of blame for his troubles.


“I was a wholesome pop star who was so amazing who had nice hair and a f-ckin image that no one could ever live up to.


“So when all this happened people were like, ‘Woah, let’s rip him apart."”


But wait! Bieber gets even more ridiculous. Look at who he compares himself to next.



“If you see Gandhi roll up a blunt, it’s different to seeing Ryan Gosling roll up a blunt. You wouldn’t give Ryan Gosling a hard time,” Bieber says.


Yes, Justin Bieber really did just compare himself to Mahatma Gandhi, while simultaneously insinuating that Mahatma Gandhi has rolled up some blunts.


We’re not sure which half of that statement is more absurd.

Giada De Laurentiis: Dating A Married Guy?!

Giada De Laurentiis finalized her divorce from Todd Thompson in September, which leaves her free to date other gentleman and feed them post-coital meals.



Last week, The chef sheepishly admitted on the Wendy Williams Show that she was seeing someone special.


“I’m gonna say ‘kind of,’” she told Williams. “And I will tell you this is the first time I’ve actually said that.”


That’s nice.


The new man in her life TV producer Shane Farley, who Page Six discovered is married to someone else.  


“When he first met Giada, he was still very much married,” a source told the paper.


The revelation was in reference to an E! feature on Farley, listing off things we didn’t know about the FABLife producer.


“They just left off he’s technically still married,” a source told the paper.


Farley met first met Laurentiis in 2013 when she and Bobby Flay were in talks to have their own show (which Farley would produce).


Last March, Farley filed for divorce from his wife, personal trainer Jennifer Giamo.  Unfortunately, Giamo didn’t hear about this new romance from the horse’s mouth. 


“My client is devastated by what she has learned through the tabloids,” Giamo’s lawyer told Page Six.  “‘Hurtful’ would be a mild characterization.”


Farley and Giamo are “in the middle” of divorce proceedings, and Farley’s rep insists that he and De Laurentiis didn’t start dating until the past August. 


Donald Trump Mocks Hillary Clinton"s Hair: It"s a Wig!

Get ready to enter a bizarro world where up is down, black is white, and no one gives a damn about the decor on Starbucks coffee cups:


Donald Trump is now making fun of Hillary Clinton"s hair!


Yes, you read that correctly, and no, you didn"t accidentally stumble onto The Onion.


During an interview on Mark Levin"s radio show this morning, Trump was asked if he thought Clinton"s new "do might be a wig. His response is one for the ages:


"I tell you what it really was shocking to see it because you"re right it must be, it was massive. Her hair became massive."


Donald Trump finds Hillary Clinton"s hair shocking!!!


Just when you thought this campaign couldn"t get any more ridiculous than Ben Carson"s rap song.


This man wants to force another country to build a several-thousand mile wall to protect the US, and he just portrayed a laser harp player named Gene Breads on SNL, but he thinks Hillary Clinton"s slightly different new hairdo is "shocking."


It"s hilarious, obviously, but in a way, it"s also kind of sad.


Trump has been living with that dead honey badger on his head for so long that he thinks that"s what normal hair looks like.


We"d start a charity for him, but as he"s made clear many times over the course of his campaign, donations are for total losers.


Donald trump mocks hillary clintons hair its a wig