Jax Taylor on Lala Kent: I"m Gonna F--k Her!

If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, then you know that the arrival of a new staff member has really shaken things up at SUR this season.

Lala Kent is the new hostess/aspiring model that all the single dudes are aggressively trying to bang.

As we know from Lala"s Instagram page, [SPOILER ALERT] she eventually winds up with resident DJ/mega-douche James Kennedy.

But before she makes that epically bad decision, Lala tries on some other mistakes for size.

In the following preview for tonight"s episode, we see the SUR staff in the midst of their annual LA pride parade celebration, and Jax Taylor seems particularly, um…pumped. (Read: He"s done all the cocaine. All of it.)

Weirdly, Lala is into the crazed, sweat-soaked maniac vibe that Jax is giving off, and she approaches him after making the necessary breast adjustments.

"This is not a restaurant," Jax explains, presumably showering her with spittle. "This is a smorgasbord of people, like, having fun and doing bad things."

Apparently lunatic ramblings get Lala"s motor running because she proceeds to ask Jax out on a date.

Obviously, Jax accepts, and then proudly proclaims, "I"m gonna f–k her!" because chivalry will never die at SUR.

Of course, knowing what we know about Lala"s current love life, we can assume that Jax either horribly screws up the date, or that he"s successful in his mission to bang Lala, which probably leads to some pretty icy relations with James later in the season.

Either way, it should make some pretty enjoyable viewing!

2016 Grammy Awards: And the Nominees Are...

It’s official: The Grammy Awards do not have any bad blood with Taylor Swift.

Nominations for the annual event were announced Monday morning, with Swift racking up a total of seven nods, including Album of the Year for “1989” and Song of the Year for “Blank Space.”

But it was actually Swift’s “Bad Blood” collaborator who earned the most nominations, as Kendrick Lamar leads the talented back with 11.

The 58th annual Grammy Awards with air live from The Staples Center in Los Angeles on February 15 – and here’s a look at who is up for which trophies…

Album Of The Year:
Sound & Color — Alabama Shakes
To Pimp A Butterfly — Kendrick Lamar
Traveller — Chris Stapleton
1989 — Taylor Swift
Beauty Behind The Madness — The Weeknd

Record Of The Year:
“Really Love” — D’Angelo And The Vanguard
“Uptown Funk” — Mark Ronson Featuring Bruno Mars
“Thinking Out Loud” — Ed Sheeran
“Blank Space” — Taylor Swift
“Can’t Feel My Face” — The Weeknd

Song Of The Year:
“Alright” — Kendrick Duckworth, Mark Anthony Spears & Pharrell Williams, songwriters (Kendrick Lamar)
“Blank Space” — Max Martin, Shellback & Taylor Swift, songwriters (Taylor Swift)
“Girl Crush” — Hillary Lindsey, Lori McKenna & Liz Rose, songwriters (Little Big Town)
“See You Again” — Andrew Cedar, Justin Franks, Charles Puth & Cameron Thomaz, songwriters (Wiz Khalifa Featuring Charlie Puth)
“Thinking Out Loud” — Ed Sheeran & Amy Wadge, songwriters (Ed Sheeran)

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Best New Artist:
Courtney Barnett
James Bay
Sam Hunt
Tori Kelly
Meghan Trainor

Best Pop Duo/Group Performance:
“Ship To Wreck” — Florence + The Machine
“Sugar” — Maroon 5
“Uptown Funk” — Mark Ronson Featuring Bruno Mars
“Bad Blood” — Taylor Swift Featuring Kendrick Lamar
“See You Again” — Wiz Khalifa Featuring Charlie Puth

Best Dance Recording:
“We’re All We Need” — Above & Beyond Featuring Zoë Johnston
“Go” — The Chemical Brothers
“Never Catch Me” — Flying Lotus Featuring Kendrick Lamar
“Runaway (U & I)” — Galantis
“Where Are Ü Now” — Skrillex And Diplo With Justin Bieber

Best Rock Performance:
“Don’t Wanna Fight” — Alabama Shakes
“What Kind Of Man” — Florence + The Machine
“Something From Nothing” — Foo Fighters
“Ex’s & Oh’s” — Elle King
“Moaning Lisa Smile” — Wolf Alice

Best Alternative Music Album:
Sound & Color — Alabama Shakes
Vulnicura — Björk
The Waterfall — My Morning Jacket
Currents — Tame Impala
Star Wars — Wilco

Best Urban Contemporary Album:
Ego Death — The Internet
You Should Be Here — Kehlani
Blood — Lianne La Havas
Wildheart — Miguel
Beauty Behind The Madness — The Weeknd

Best Rap Album:
2014 Forest Hills Drive — J. Cole
Compton — Dr. Dre
If Youre Reading This Its Too Late — Drake
To Pimp A Butterfly — Kendrick Lamar
The Pinkprint — Nicki Minaj

Best Country Album:
Montevallo — Sam Hunt
Pain Killer — Little Big Town
The Blade — Ashley Monroe
Pageant Material — Kacey Musgraves
Traveller — Chris Stapleton

Best Jazz Instrumental Album:
My Favorite Things — Joey Alexander
Breathless — Terence Blanchard Featuring The E-Collective
Covered: Recorded Live At Capitol Studios — Robert Glasper & The Robert Glasper Trio
Beautiful Life — Jimmy Greene
Past Present — John Scofield

Best Gospel Album:
Destined To Win (Live) — Karen Clark Sheard
Living It — Dorinda Clark-Cole
One Place Live — Tasha Cobbs
Covered: Alive Is Asia [Live] (Deluxe) — Israel & Newbreed
Life Music: Stage Two — Jonathan McReynold

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Best Contemporary Christian Music Album:
Whatever The Road — Jason Crabb
How Can It Be — Lauren Daigle
Saints And Sinners — Matt Maher
This Is Not A Test — Tobymac
Love Ran Red — Chris Tomlin

Best Latin Pop Album:
Terral — Pablo Alborán
Healer — Alex Cuba
A Quien Quiera Escuchar (Deluxe Edition) — Ricky Martin
Sirope — Alejandro Sanz
Algo Sucede — Julieta Venegas

Best Americana Album:
The Firewatcher’s Daughter — Brandi Carlile
The Traveling Kind — Emmylou Harris & Rodney Crowell
Something More Than Free — Jason Isbell
Mono — The Mavericks
The Phosphorescent Blues — Punch Brothers

Best Music Film:
Mr. Dynamite: The Rise Of James Brown — James Brown
Sonic Highways — Foo Fighters
What Happened, Miss Simone? — Nina Simone
The Wall — Roger Waters
Amy — Amy Winehouse

Porsha Williams Gets Into Yet Another Fight

Porsha Williams threw herself a lovely holiday party, which was ruined by the presence of some dude.

Williams had an ax to grind with said dude, who was the plus one of William’s friend, Jami Ziegler.

Ziegler, an image consultant, has appeared on The Real Housewives of Atlanta.

According to TMZ, Williams tried to have Jami thrown out of her party, but Jami was already on her way.

Williams reportedly followed Ziegler out, “shoved her to the ground … then started punching and pulling hair.”

Cameras missed the action, and the fight was broken up before the cops arrived.  

The reason for the altercation was reportedly “bad blood” between Williams and Ziegler’ date, so why the two women fought is one of the greatest female mysteries of all time.

This is nothing new for fans; Williams attacked co-star Cynthia Bailey on last night’s episode, and had to be pinned down on her back.

Nearly every fight I’ve seen Williams get into involves her being pinned down by one or more person.  

In the words of a former Housewife, “she is a thug in a cocktail dress.”

Kylie Jenner: JEALOUS of Kim Kardashian"s Baby?!

As you’ve probably heard, Kim Kardashian welcomed a son over the weekend, and predictably, her fans went wild.

Kim’s social media pages have been exploding with well-wishes and nosy demands for details, but one member of the reality star’s inner circle has made no mention of Kim or the baby and seems as though she couldn’t care less about her new nephew.

Yes, Kylie Jenner hasn’t so much as tweeted her congrats to her older sister.

In fact, the 18-year-old Instagram queen probably hasn’t even met the kid, as she’s currently in Miami for the Art Basel show.

Kylie even passed up an opportunity to give a shout-out to Kim and Lil Yeezy Jr. when she snubbed a bunch of paparazzi who questioned her about the new bundle of joy.

But that doesn’t mean Kylie has been quiet on social media.

No, she’s clearly enjoying her time in Miami, posting her usual round of selfies and group pics with her stylish friends.

Of course, it’s not all fun and games. Kylie’s lip kits are very much on her mind, and she’s clearly very concerned about how her fans will react once they receive their overpriced makeup in the mail.

“Let this weekend be over so everyone can get their lip kits,” Kylie tweeted last night.

Her seeming indifference to the fact that her sister just gave birth after an extremely difficult pregnancy has led many to wonder if Kylie is jealous of all the attention being heaped upon Kim and her new baby.

There have always been rumors about Kylie and Kim feeling competitive toward one another, but the relationship between the sisters may have recently reached full-blown cold war status.

Kim reportedly sees Kylie as the only real threat to her position as most popular Kardashian-Jenner sister, and sources say Kylie is intent on snatching the crown.

We’re sure she’s very happy about the latest addition to the ever-growing Kard clan, but we can definitely see a part of Kylie’s brain immediately switching over to PR mode and strategizing about how to shift some of the attention back to herself and the crap she sells to her fans.

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