Monday, December 14, 2015

Rita Ora Recreates "Mean Girls" Dance, Shakes Her Boobies

LOVE Magazine has put together their own version of an Advent calendar.


I don"t know what it means, which signifies that I"m a beige cardigan-wearing basic bitch who can"t understand a good art story.


While I grapple with the notion that I"m old and lame, LOVE released their Day 12 feature, starring Rita Ora.


Ora dressed in a patent-leather two piece costume and recreated the "Jingle Bell Rock" scene from Mean Girls.  


Taking a page from Gretchen Weiners, Ora accidentally knocked over the stereo mid-dance, and forced herself to save the performance by singing and shimmying to the beat.


Other stars featured in the magazine"s Advent calendar are Alessandra Ambrosio, Emily Ratajkowski, Kris and Kendall Jenner, and Miranda Kerr.


Kris Jenner"s might be my favorite of the bunch, only because it"s reminiscent of her failed photoshoot from Keeping Up With The Kardashians.


Ora"s second album will debut in 2016, which she"s hoping to will be received well in the US.


“It has a darker, more sexual tone to it,” Ora told Refinery 29.  “And I guess it’s more blunt.”


This album has been seven years in the making, which Ora has described as a "bit of a battle."


"With the first record, we didn’t expand to the United States. Label-wise, they said, it wasn’t the right time. I was only 19 or 20, and I was so excited to be making music and performing live. I didn’t know better.


"But now I do. I told them, ‘Look, I just want to release my album everywhere.’ Everybody thinks that they know best. But I won the battle."


For now, it"s all about finishing "Jingle Bell Rock" with her dignity in tact.


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Kim Kardashian: Yup, I"m Gonna Eat My Placenta Again!

Kim Kardashian is yet to talk much about her second baby.


We haven’t seen any photos of Saint West, nor has Kim really offered up many details regarding her latest child.



But the reality star has spoken out on a couple of occasions since giving birth, recently laughing over how daughter North West sent a Tweet from her account.


And now Kim has written a new blog entry for KimKardashianWest.com, one in which she shares an intimate detail of her post-birth plan:


She totally gonna chow down on her own placenta!


“So, I’m really not this holistic person or someone who would have ever considered eating my placenta. I actually thought Kourtney would have soooo done this, but I don’t think she did,” Kardashian explained.


She then made it clear:


“When I say ‘eat my placenta,’ I mean that I’m having it freeze-dried and made into a pill form – not actually fry it like a steak and eat it (which some people do, BTW).”



Kardashian says that placenta pills act as a safeguard against postpartum depression, something she really does not want to experience.


“I really didn’t want the baby blues and thought I can’t go wrong with taking a pill made of my own hormones – made by me, for me,” Kim says of why she went through with this delicacy after having North West.


“I started researching and read about so many moms who felt this same way and said the overall healing process was so much easier.”


In conclusion:


“I had great results and felt so energized and didn’t have any signs of depression! I definitely had to do it again. Every time I take a pill, I feel a surge of energy and feel really healthy and good.


“I totally recommend it for anyone considering it!”


Florida Woman FLIPS OUT, Kicks Cop at the DMV: WATCH!

We"d say this is the sort of thing you don"t see every day, but if you work at a DMV in Florida, you might witness scenes like this on a pretty regular basis.


It"s not easy to land a spot in our Florida Woman Hall of Shame (unless, of course, you live in the state and have access to bath salts or "flakka"), but Eleanore Stern has definitely earned her place.


It"s not just that she attacked a cop while standing in line at the DMV; it"s the way she attacked a cop while standing in line at the DMV.


After a few flip-flopped kicks to the shin, Eleanore winds up wrestling with the officer on the ground.


She wriggles away from him and proudly declares, "I just kicked his ass!" before eventually being restrained.


Ms. Stern is a strong-willed woman, though, and even once it"s clear that she"s being taken into custody she continues to give orders.


"I am not going to jail," she tells the trooper at one point.


Sadly, he passed on the opportunity to reply, "Yeah, you totally are."


It"s easy to laugh at Eleanore"s situation (and we strongly suggest that you do so), but at the same time, we can"t pretend like we haven"t felt the same way at the DMV.


 


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The Cast of Independence Day: Where Are They Now?


Remember when Will Smith and Randy Quaid saved the world from aliens? Check out the cast of Independence Day now!




1. Will Smith


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Will Smith is still making movies, though none have grossed as much worldwide as Independence Day. He WAS nominated for two Oscars, though, so that doesn’t suck.



2. Randy Quaid


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After playing a drunk crop dusting pilot who saved the world from aliens in quite the heroic sacrifice, Randy Quaid and his wife, Evi, are currently living in Canada – having sought refugee status after facing criminal charges in the U.S. – and apparently believe that Warner Brothers and other “star whackers” stole their house and may be trying to kill them.



3. Vivica A. Fox


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It’s been a few years since Vivica A. Fox played Will Smith’s stripper girlfriend who loved dolphins. She’s coming soon to Sharknado 2!



4. Ross Bagley


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Ross Bagley, who played Vivica A. Fox’s adorable son in Independence Day, hasn’t found much success on the big screen since the film. He’s currently attending California State University.



5. Bill Pullman


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After playing President Whitman in Independence Day, Bill Pullman went on to play the President again in 1600 Penn. And a child rapist in Torchwood.



6. Mary McDonnell


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Mary McDonnell was the First Lady to Bill Pullman’s President in Independence Day. Then she played Captain Sharon Raydor on The Closer and Major Crimes.


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