Thursday, December 17, 2015

Celebrities Read Mean Tweets, Take 9!

A new horde of celebrities have agreed to read mean Tweets about themselves for a national television audience.


In this latest edition of the beloved Jimmy Kimmel Live segment, featured stars include Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Sean Penn, Liv Tyler, Elizabeth Banks, Daniel Radcliffe, Kirsten Dunst and Viola Davis.


As numerous other actors, actresses and singers have done in the past, these famous people simply sit in front of a wall and, well… read mean Tweets about themselves out loud.


It"s simple and yet it"s hilarious, especially when Louis-Dreyfus agrees to "retire" because someone says her "50-year old ass" should do so.


Or when Sean Penn learns he is "full of farts."


Or when Liv Tyler comes across a very creative insult about her father.


Or when Elizabeth Banks is told, quite simply, that she"s a "whore" or when someone dares to call Radcliffe as ugly as an aardvark.


Some other Twitter user is really bothered by Kirsten Dunst’s teeth, while another thinks Julianna Margulies is mighty fine… for an ugly woman.


Bravo to these celebrities for their willingness to laugh over their critics.


And bravo to those critics for hiding behind their computer and writing such ridiculously awesome things about people they do not know.


Celebrities read mean tweets volume 9

Wednesday, December 16, 2015

Kim Kardashian: Already Planning Post-Baby Plastic Surgery?!

It’s only been almost two weeks since Kim Kardashian welcomed Saint West into the world, but even the holiest of pregnancies can take a toll on a woman’s body, so Kim his already busting her famous ass to get back into the shape that helped make her famous.



We already know that Kim lost 17 pounds within a week of giving birth, because that’s the sort of thing she likes to brag about online. 


But apparently diet and exercise aren’t enough to provide the mother of two with the sort of instant transformation she’s looking for.


Yes, according to Radar Online, Kim is taking more extreme measures and planning to go under the knife in order to perfect her post-baby body. 


“Kim has undergone cool sculpting because she said that she needs to look super-hot for New Year’s,” says one insider.


“Kim would totally get liposuction, but Kanye would lose it because he is very against that specific procedure for his wife.”


No surprise there. It seems Kanye won’t even get a vasectomy because he’s vehemently opposed to all elective surgeries (except, of course, for the many that his wife got before they were married).


But we can understand why his wife is in such a hurry to drop the baby weight.


Sources say Kim is hiding out at home until she sheds the pounds, and being under the same roof with a needy, tantrum-prone little man who needs constant attention has gotta be exhausting.


And in addition to Kanye, she has a new baby in the house! Zing!


Kourtney Kardashian Posts Nude Photo...For Justin Bieber?!

We’ve seen Kourtney Kardashian naked on Instagram before, and every time, it’s a sight to behold.


But this time there’s an added layer of drama as the mother of three posted her latest artsy nude amidst a firestorm of speculation about her love life. 




As you may have heard, it’s been rumored that Kourtney is hooking up with Justin Bieber


In fact, several sources say Kourtney and Bieber have been together for months, and somehow managed to keep their relationship on the down-low. 


We have no way of knowing if that’s true, or if Kourtney is using her butt to entice the Biebs, but we imagine she knew what fans would think when she posted a pic like the one above in the middle of all this drama.


After all the latest round of rumors started when Justin posted an explicit pic of him and someone who looks a lot like Kourtney, along with a caption that seemed to be his way of throwing shade at Scott Disick.


In any event, we can only hope that the naked Instagram drama will continue.


Sure, Kourtney is a 36-year-old mom, but when you’re dating a 21-year-old who acts like a middle schooler, you’ve gotta get down with the immature social media shade.


Don’t get us wrong. We’re definitely not complaining about the view. 


Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar to Adopt 20th Child?!

To say it’s been a rough year for Michelle and Jim Bob Duggar would be putting it very mildly.



The Josh Duggar sex scandals damaged their family’s reputation seemingly beyond repair and led to the cancelation of the TLC reality series that had been their livelihood for seven years.


Now, however, it looks as though Michelle and Jim Bob may be planning to kill two birds with one stone by adding to their massive brood and distracting the public from the ugly events of the past year all at the same time.


According to Life & Style, the Duggars are planning to adopt a child, bringing their total number of offspring to a nice round 20.


“They’ve been mulling it over for a long time, and they feel the time is right to get legal advice and get the process underway,” a source tells the tabloid. “They’re looking to adopt a child in the New Year.”


The source says the Duggars have no preference with regard to the child’s sex, ethnicity or age:


“Michelle says she doesn’t care if they adopt a boy or a girl, or what ethnicity the child is. She says she just wants to help a child’s life.”



The Duggars have long been open about their desire to welcome another kid.


Even after Michelle’s miscarriage in 2011, she and Jim Bob continued trying to conceive until a doctor told them another pregnancy would put her life at risk. 


So get ready for the possibility of twentieth Duggar child.


We’re sure Jim Bob has the baby name dictionary open to the “J” section already!