Jon Gosselin: I Haven"t All My Kids Together in 3 YEARS!

Maligned former reality star Jon Gosselin says he only "gets what he gets" regarding time with his kids – and what he gets ain"t much.

Jon Gosselin has a lot of catching up to do. The former Jon & Kate Plus 8 star claimed during a taping of The Steve Harvey Show — which is airing Monday, January 25 — that it’s been years since he’s seen all of his children with ex-wife Kate Gosselin together. “Most of the time, I get four,” the former reality personality, 38, told Harvey when asked about co-parenting with Kate. “I haven’t seen all my kids together in about three years. I only get what I get.” According to the DJ, “whoever comes down the driveway, that’s who I get.”  Jon and Kate are the parents of 15-year-old twins Mady and Cara, and 11-year-old sextuplets Alexis, Hannah, Aaden, Collin, Leah and Joel. “I’m not privy to any information,” Jon claimed. “I don’t know who I’m going to get.” For those who do end up meeting with their dad, Jon explained that he gets to see them one night a week for dinner and then every other weekend. “I haven’t seen [one of my sons] in a year and a half,” he lamented. “I don’t know why. I can’t talk to him, I have no communication.” According to the dad of eight, there’s also “zero” communication between him and Kate, who still stars — along with all their kids — on TLC"s Kate Plus 8. “We don’t talk,” he told Harvey of his ex-wife. “We talk in court.” Kate and Jon divorced in 2009 after ten years of marriage. 

Kris Jenner to Kimye: GET OUT!

Kris Jenner has a not-so-subtle message for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. And here it is:

GET THE HECK OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!!

Speaking on a panel during the NATPE Television conference in Miami on Wednesday, Jenner described Kim and Kanye as “full-blown adults” and therefore wondered why they are still living in her mansion.

“Kim and Kanye and North and Saint, my grandchildren, they live with me and I feel like they’re never going to leave!” she joked, adding:

“They just don’t leave, my kids do not leave.”

The truth, of course, is that West and Kardashian have been renovating their own mansion and residing with Jenner while the home is under construction.

“When [North West] was born, they lived with me for almost two years, and then they just moved in, I don’t know, six months ago for a couple of weeks,” Jenner added.

She went on to say that Kim promises the family will be gone in “eight more weeks,” but then those eight weeks just turn into eight MORE weeks every time. 

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With the exception of Kendall Jenner, who moved across town, all of Kris’ kids actually live within a mile or so of each other.

They are all in the same gated community of Calabasas. 

And while Jenner may joke about wanting some peace and quiet, she’s actually grateful the family remains to close, literally.

“For me every one of my kids now has their own place, which is such a blessing,” she said at the event.

“I never thought I would be in this place where all your kids are taken care of and settled down and have a home, and that’s such a joy for a mom.” 

Making a quip about Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she concluded:

“And it’s a joy for me because they can all film in their own houses!”

Patrick Dempsey and Jillian Fink: The Divorce is Off!

Patrick Dempsey may have been killed off Grey’s Anatomy last year, but the actor’s marriage remains very much alive.

One year after Dempsey and Jillian Fink released a statement that confirmed they were filing for divorce, the couple has had a literal change of heart.

They are going to give their marriage another shot.

On January 23, 2015, Fink cited “irreconcilable differences” in her official divorce documents and starting the process in which she sought child and spousal support from the handsome actor.

There had even been talk that Dempsey cheated on Fink and that this act of betrayal contributed to his firing from Grey’s Anatomy.

But Dempsey and Fink were spotted holding hands in Paris several weeks ago, prior to attending the Image Maker Awards in West Hollywood on January 12.

They even posed for a photo together at the event, sparking reconciliation rumors.

Just last week, Fink (a successful hair and makeup stylist) wished Dempsey a happy birthday on Instagram, writing to her not-so-estranged husband of over 16 years:

“Happy 5 ‘0’!!! @patrickdempsey xxx.”

Fink married Dempsey in July of 1999 and they have three kids together.

It’s unclear at the moment just what brought the couple back together, but you have seen Patrick Dempsey when you watch Grey’s Anatomy online or on television, right?

Case pretty much closed, we say. Just look at that hair!

Khloe Kardashian Wants to Bang Liam Payne - and Justin Timberlake!

Khloe Kardashian is a big fan of the superfun game we’ve all played while getting wine drunk with our friends: F**k, Marry, Friend-Zone.

Today on her app, she played a few rounds, naming exactly who she’d, well, f**k, marry and friend-zone among some famous boy band members.

First up: One Direction. Awww, yeah.

“I heard Niall used to have the BIGGEST crush on me, so I’d marry him, for sure,” she reveals. “I’d f**k Liam.” 

Niall has a krush on Khloe? That’s adorable. 

“Definitely friend-zoning Harry,” she said, which is a smart response, given that he’s rumored to be dating her sister Kendall Jenner.

(Then again, Khloe did propose a three-way with her sister Kylie and her bae Tyga not long ago.)

Next, she evaluates the boy bands of generations past: New Kids on the Block, Backstreet Boys and NSYNC.

“I’d friend-zone NKOTB, marry the Backstreet Boys and f**k N*SYNC,” says the Keeping Up with the Kardashians star. “I wouldn’t mind having JT around for one night, LOL!!!”

Join the club, Khlo.

Lastly, she takes on a pool of older gents, who, incidentally, we’d pay money to see in a boy band: Steve Martin, Kevin Hart and Jim Carrey.

“I’d friend-zone Kevin Hart because he’s actually a friend of mine,” she says. “I loooove Steve Martin. Would def marry him. F**k Jim! Who knows, maybe he’d be crazy in bed???”

We gotta wonder what Khloe’s boyfriend James Harden thinks of all this. But maybe he’s too busy hanging out at strip clubs to care.

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