Wednesday, February 3, 2016

Tyga: I"m the King of The King of Dopeness!

Quick, what do you know about Tyga?


You know that he’s dating Kylie Jenner, right?



Okay, fair enough. What else?


Take your time, but you’re unlikely to come up with very much.


And that’s exactly how Tyga wants it.


The rapper may be in the news often these days, and you may see him when you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on television, but he tells DuJour magazine that he isn’t one to publicize very many personal details.


“I only like people to know what I want them to know,” he says.


Tyga then goes on to say this strategy worked very well for another beloved rapper:


“People didn’t know what Tupac was doing. That’s why he was so iconic…


“I don’t engage with people that much. You can’t base your life off waking up every morning like, ‘What are people saying about me now?’ Then I’d never stay in my creative headspace…I just want to put all my answers in the music.”


We’re not really sure if Tyga should be comparing himself in any way, shape or form to Tupac Shakur.


But we have to applaud his desire to remain mysterious and/or private.



It’s not Tupac Tyga aspires to be, however.


He tells DuJour that he aims to be “The King of Dopeness.”


Sorry. But we can’t applaud that one.


He’s probably be happy as the next Kanye West, too, though.


Tyga is clearly a fan of his girlfriend’s brother-in-law.


“You learn something by just having a conversation with him,” he says. “And he listens, and that’s the thing I do…I listen to everybody and then I take it and put my own thought on it. That’s just how life is. God puts us in places.


“It’s for you to make the decision whether you go left or right.”

Gwyneth Paltrow to Poor People: Don"t F--k With Me!

Hollywood is filled with actors and actresses who were born into lives of privilege and rode the wave of nepotism all the way to A-list careers, but have still managed to convince themselves they did it all on their own and can totally relate to the peasant characters they play on screen.



Obviously, no one has mastered this sort of self-delusion quite like Gwyneth Paltrow, who encourages people to clean their asses with $ 956 wipes (seriously), yet wants us to pity her for that time in the early ’90s when she had to pay for a Frappuccino with quarters.


The sad thing, the GOOPster used to not give a gluten-free sh-t what you thought about her.


She’d make hilariously out-of-touch comments about working moms all while running her frou-frou lifestyle company into the ground just to see what she could get away with.


Then she’d compare negative Internet comments to PTSD suffered by combat veterans, presumably while cackling over a cup of organic, fair trade chai made from leaves that have passed through the digestive tract of a three-toed sloth who gets daily Reiki massages.


But now, it seems like Gwyneth might be planning to run for office, because she’s actively trying to convince the commoners that her struggles are just as real as theirs – hers just take place in jeans that cost more than your house.


In her latest interview with Glamour admits that even her father, the late, iconic producer Bruce Paltrow, basically thought she was full of sh-t:



“I remember my dad once sat me down when I was 25 or 26. I was in the middle of this storm of success, and my dad was like, ‘You’re getting weird,"” Paltrow says.


“I was like, ‘Oh my God, I am. Oh, sh-t.’ I mean, I got it. I thought I was so awesome for a minute. He was like, ‘Let’s stop this bullsh*t now."”


Yes, she expects us to believe that she’s now stopped thinking she’s awesome. Even more hilarious, however, is the fact that Gwinnie wants us to think she gives a rat’s ass what us average folk think:


“Sometimes I’ll get annoyed if someone’s like, ‘Goop is so expensive’. I’m like, ‘Have you looked at the website? Have you seen the range of price points?


“‘Cause we sell things that are $ 8.’ I’m like, ‘If you want to f–k with me, bring your A-game. At least have all your information."”


Yeah, don’t f–k her with, poor people!


Gwyneth took the food stamp challenge and almost lasted a full day once. So she’s been poor, but have you been rich? She didn’t think so:


“I went to UC Santa Barbara, and when I quit to try to be an actress, my dad was like, ‘That’s great, but I’m not gonna help you.’ I was like, ‘Yeah, right.’ And he was like, ‘No, I’m not.’ So I got an apartment with a roommate; I worked as a hostess at a restaurant.


“I would scrounge quarters to buy Starbucks—and walk there to save gas. I remember once asking my dad for money, like, ‘Please, I’m really stuck. Can you help?’ And he said, ‘You’re more than welcome to come over for dinner.’ That was it.”


So there you have it. Gwyneth has totally been on her own – walking and paying with cash like some sort of refugee.


So don’t tell her she doesn’t know what it’s like to be poor, or she will totally have her krav maga instructor hop in a golf cart and remove you from the property.

Khloe Kardashian and Kourtney Kardashian: Take a Look at Their Mansions!

Turns out, the Kim Kardashian sex tape can pay for some very nice items.


Such as Ann Sachs countertops.



Kourtney Kardashian and Khloe Kardashian cover the latest issue of Architectural Digest, posing for the magazine inside various rooms of their respective mansions.


Kourtney, for example, purchased her 11,500 square-foot Tuscan-style residence from former NFL wide receiver Keyshawn Johnson.


We have no idea what she actually does inside the home office.


But we do know that it’s mighty nice and very large, as you can see below:



About a month after Kourtney moved into her abode, Khloe moved purchased a house in the same neighborhood, one that formerly belonged to Justin Bieber and one that measures a measly 10,000 square-foot overall.


Here’s a look at Khloe inside a shoe closet that is truly bigger than most Manhattan studios:



The famous siblings tell the publication that their taste differ, yet they use same decorator, Martyn Lawrence Bullard.


“When we go furniture shopping, I stand there tapping my foot while Kourtney shows me modern pieces,” Khloe explains.


“Then we head somewhere full of exotic, beautiful things and all she can say is, ‘I like nothing here."”



“I am very afraid of color, but when you have kids, you can’t be so stringent,” Kourtney adds. “Martyn was able to introduce bright pops in a way I can handle.”


So now you’ve taken a peek inside the homes of Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian.


But can you pick out their rear ends?!?


Kylie Jenner & Blac Chyna: Truce in the Works?

The feud between Kylie Jenner and Blac Chyna has been going on for over a year, but it’s heated up in the past week, thanks to Blac’s surprising romance with Kylie’s brother, Rob Kardashian.



There have been rumors that Blac is using Rob to get back at Kylie, and sources say the 18-year-old Instagram queen isn’t even on speaking terms with her troubled sibling.


So the news that Blac and Kylie may be planning to sit down and talk through their troubles is more than a bit surprising.


Apparently, when Kim Kardashian hung out with Amber Rose earlier this week, they agreed that the never-ending feuds between their cliques are getting out of hand.


According to a new report from Hollywood Life, the ladies agreed to hammer out a peace deal – which would require that Kylie and Blac make nice:


“Thanks to Amber, Blac’s considering having a one-on-one with Kylie. It just makes sense. Blac knows Kylie’s going to be in King’s life for awhile because of Tyga,” says one insider.


“Blac’s always been grateful for how loving and kind Kylie’s been to her son. King’s room at Kylie’s house is like a mini Disneyland and deep down, Blac adores that.”


But, of course, there’s more than one man linking Kylie and Blac:



“Then there’s Rob,” says the source. “[Blac] loves that man. All she wants him to do is get in shape and be healthy and happy.


“She understands that he’s not in a good place with his family and now that things are hot and heavy with him, she wants to really be accepted into the Kardashian fold. 


“The first person she feels she needs a conversation with is Kylie. From there, the rest of the sisters. Not only does she want to make peace with the Kardashians, she would love nothing more than to bring Rob closer to his own family.”


So it sounds like Blac is making a genuine effort to get in good with the Kard clan.


Of course, getting arrested for possession when she’s supposed to be trying to help their brother sober up isn’t the greatest start.