Khloe Kardashian Goes Topless, Likes Herself to Marilyn Monroe

Khloe Kardashian is not wearing a blonde wig in the following photo.

Nor is she wearing a white dress that is nearly being blown over her head while she stands over a grate on the sidewalk.

But Khloe still says she’s making like Marilyn Monroe in her latest Instagram photo, which is easily her raciest snapshot do ate.

“Channeling my best Marilyn Monroe,” Kardashian captioned the picture featured above, which we’ve cropped a bit because the original definitely featured a glimpse at Khloe’s right nipple.

Here. Click below for the uncensored, full version of the X-rated photo:

Pretty risque, huh? We’re not even sure if Kim Kardashian would strike a pose such as this on Instagram.

(We’re kidding. Of course she would.)

In another racy portrait, meanwhile, we see a totally naked Khloe Kardashian, as the 31-year old lies on the side of the pool, one arm covering her breasts and her back arched to show off a tiny waist and pretty solid curves.

“Trade Marked,” Khloe has captioned the photo.

We wonder what got into Khloe with these extremely NSFW pictures.

Perhaps she has seen sisters Kim, Kendall Jenner and Kylie Jenner fly past her in number of Instagram followers and is trying to catch up by emulating their scantily-clad style.

Whatever the reason, hey… we’re not complaining!

This is a much better use of Kardashian’s time than hosting the trainwreck that is Kocktails with Khloe, wouldn’t you say?

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Beyonce Drops NEW Video for "Formation" Featuring Blue Ivy!

For members of the Beyhive who"ve been grinding their teeth like a coke fiend in anticipation of a new hit from their queen, the wait is finally over.

That"s right, Beyonce has just released a new music video for "Formation," her first solo since 2014.

The video features a cameo from Queen Bey"s four-year-old daughter Blue Ivy, but the music and explicit lyrics are decidedly more hardcore than we typically see from "Yonce. 

Set in New Orleans, the vid pays tribute to the Creole city, particularly its black culture, and features the Bootylicious singer in a variety of locales throughout its disparate neighborhoods.

One scene features Bey on the hood of a partially-submerged police car in a re-creation of the floods that took place following Hurricane Katrina.

The only oddity of this portrayal is how she croons about rocking her couture "Givenchy dress," although most of the folks affected by Katrina were living in poverty.

Not to worry, Beyonce still slays, as the lyrics point out repeatedly, and there"s plenty of killer dance moves and thigh-baring bodysuits we have come to expect from the queen.

As one YouTube user put it, "I FEEL SO LUCKY FOR BEING ALIVE AT THE SAME TIME AS BEYONCE."

We feel you, little buzzy bee. We feel you.

Check out the video below. What do you think?

 

 

Kylie Jenner Writes Sweet Notes for Kourtney & Khloe, but Where"s Kim"s??

Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian are two lucky ladies. They are two of the few thousand women who received the coveted Kylie Jenner Lip Kits – gifted to them by Kylie herself.

The new lip kits went on sale yesterday and sold out within a half hour – a little longer than the first kits, which were gone within a minute.

Kylie also included personal notes to both sisters along with the packages, writing why each sister is special to her. Both Kourtney and Khloe posted pics of their prezzies and handwritten notes on Instagram.

To Kourtney, Kylie wrote:

“You keep me grounded and teach me to look at the glass half full. I love you.”

Aww, that’s sweet. But do we think Kylie’s focus on boobs and bling is “grounded”? I’d hate to see what she’d be like if Kourt weren’t there.

Kylie’s letter to Khloe read:

“Your strong independent personality inspires me every day. I love you.”

Yes, that certainly sounds like Khloe.

So, what did she write to Kim? Let’s have a look at Mrs. Kardashian-West’s Insta.

Oh. Nothing there. But we do see FIVE consecutive posts plugging her own product – the second, highly disturbing iteration of Kimoji.

But hey, Kim’s been busy. She’s got a baby, whose voice we just heard for the first time on her app, another big baby of a husband who she may or may not be fighting with, and of course, lots of selfies to take.

Although, we don’t know for sure that Kylie even sent one.

A peek at sister Kendall’s Instagram also reveals no image of a gift or note from Kylie, but perhaps posting the makeup would be a conflict of interest due to her modeling contract with Estee Lauder.

Or… maybe Kim and Kendall’s kits just got lost in the mail.

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