Florida Man Pulls Shark Out of the Sea for Selfie

Remember that college student who took way too long and tried way too hard to pretty himself up before snapping a selfie at a recent basketball game?

Yeah. We take it back. You are no longer the lamest selfie taker in the history of selfie takers.

Instead, that dishonor falls to the moron in the following video.

In footage from Palm Beach, Florida (of course, it’s from Florida, right?), WPTV reporter Ashleigh Walters captured a man actually pulling a shark from its natural habitat just to snap a self-portrait with the animal.

The shark flops all around at first because it belongs in the water and it will die if it is out of the water for too long… before the man pins it to the sand and smiles for the camera.

Like a total idiot.

On her Facebook post, Walters writes that the shark was eventually put back into the water, adding that "it did not resurface for several minutes."

The video has gone viral and has been met with swift criticism by animal rights activities around the Internet.

What do you think of this man"s actions?

Check out the footage and respond below:

Adam Levine Back Tattoo: You HAVE to See This!

Adam Levine has finished what he started.

Back in November, we shared our first look at the singer’s ever-growing back tattoo, a series of drawings centered around what appears to be a topless mermaid.

Fast forward several months and this monstrous piece of ink is now complete.

And it’s either scary, impressive, attractive or ugly… depending in your point of view. See the final product for yourself here:

“6 months in the making,” Levine wrote as a caption to this Instagram photo, giving a shout-out to the Los Angeles tattoo artist who did it for him:

“Thanks @bryanrandolph for absolutely blowing my mind with this one! Woooo hooooo!!!!”

Levine’s latest tattoo (his seventh overall) goes from from his neck down to his lower back – and from one shoulder to the next.

The intricate design features a mermaid, who is cradling a huge skull in her arms.

Other key elements of the giant etching include six swallows aligning his ribs, as well as the wheel of a ship at the bottom of his neck. 

It’s… interesting. That’s for sure.

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What do you think? Will Levine come to regret it? Would you ever get something like this?

Will Levine’s biggest fan still dream of marrying him some day?

We have so many questions. Nearly as many questions as Levine now has tattoos.

Kendall Jenner Has a HOT Three-way in New Calvin Klein Ad

Yesterday, Kendall Jenner called herself a nerd in a blog post on her website, but we don"t know how many nerds are getting it on nearly naked with two hot dudes on camera.

In a new ad for Calvin Klein, Kendall and two Ken dolls clad in tight Calvins appear to be stretching in preparation for a devil"s three-way.

Hey! Do you see what we did there? Kendall… Ken doll. Sound it out, you"ll get it.

But then, in an unexpected twist, the boys engage in a little light homoerotic wrestling as Kendall watches, and it almost appears as though she"s about to grab some Doritos and enjoy the show.

However, because Kendall must get involved somewhere (as she"s, ya know, the big name here) she gets thrown in the middle and the two twinks actually seem a little disappointed.

Like, excuse us, where did this WOMAN come from?

AWKWARD.

It"s almost as though CK wanted to do something kinda gay, but not so gay as to piss off middle America. The solution? Toss in pretty, skinny Kendall Jenner as an afterthought.

Don"t get us wrong, all three look damn good in their Calvins, so maybe if we wear them we"ll get magic, six-pack abs, too.

But we"re not sure who their audience is. Gay men? Nah. Straight women? Mayyybe? The gender fluid community? Let"s ask Miley Cyrus.

We vote for a sexy Kendall-Justin Bieber pairing in a reboot of the Kate Moss-Marky Mark ads of the 90s.

 

Jill and Jessa Duggar: Returning to TLC With New Series!

Back in December, Jill and Jessa Duggar starred in a limited-run TLC series entitled Jill and Jessa: Counting On.

Jill and Jessa: Counting On Promo

Many believed that the show was being treated as a test run to see if viewers would give the evangelical Duggar clan a second chance following the horrific Josh Duggar sex scandals of last year. 

Now it seems that TLC execs were more than satisfied with the audience response to Jill and Jessa’s 3-episode spinoff, as the Duggars are returning to TV full-time beginning next month. 

Producers have decided not to mess with a successful formula, and the new series will also be called Jill & Jessa: Counting On.

Despite rumors that the show would focus on Jana Duggar and other, less famous members of the 19 Kids and Counting clan, Jill and Jessa will reportedly remain at the center of the series. 

As you can see in the trailer above, the new series will feature the other Duggar siblings as well, and will not gloss over the scandals that shook the family to its foundations over the past several months.

Jana, Jinger, Joy Anna, John David, Josiah, Joseph Duggar, and Josh’s wife Anna Duggar have all filmed scenes for the show already, according Us Weekly.

The new version of Counting On is set to debut on TLC on March 15.

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