Mel B is not disputing what her former nanny claimed in her defamation lawsuit against the singer — that Mel B, husband Stephen Belafonte and the then-nanny had 3-ways for 7 years … but Mel B says the 2 of them crossed the line. Sources connected…
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Monday, April 24, 2017
Friday, April 1, 2016
Justin Bieber Can"t Decide: Proposes THREE-WAY With Selena Gomez & Kourtney Kardashian
It’s the love triangle we never saw coming.
Nearly every day we see another headline about Justin Bieber getting back together with Selena Gomez – only to be followed by reports that he’s still totally digging on hookup buddy Kourtney Kardashian.
How can the 22-year-old ever be expected to decide between two such hot brunettes who are both just standing by, waiting eagerly to please him?
Fortunately, it came to him in the middle of his San Diego concert earlier this week.
“EUREKA!!!” he cried out just before the bridge during a performance of “Love Yourself,” then quickly ran offstage.
“Biebs racked his brains trying to figure out how to decide between these two,” a source tells THG EXCLUSIVELY. “Selena is the love of his life, but Kourtney just completely blows his mind in the sack.”
“Justin’s from Canada, but never before did he think to do such things with a hockey puck,” the source added with a wink.
So what was this light bulb moment Bieber had?
“Justin wants to have a threesome with both women, in a sort of gladiator-style battle to win his heart… and loins.”
The singer shot off a group text to both SelGo and Kourtney, and lo and behold, they’re into it!
Kourtney always thought Selena was “totes adorbs” and says she can’t wait to Snapchat the entire event.
Selena was hesitant at first, but Kourt was just so darned charming and figured, if nothing else, maybe she could learn a trick or two from the reality show star.
And that’s when Scooter Braun dumped a bucket of ice on Justin’s overgrown head, because clearly he was in the middle of a lurid dream that could never in a million years be real, and because…
APRIL FOOL!
Justin Bieber Can"t Decide: Proposes THREE-WAY With Selena Gomez & Kourtney Kardashian
It’s the love triangle we never saw coming.
Nearly every day we see another headline about Justin Bieber getting back together with Selena Gomez – only to be followed by reports that he’s still totally digging on hookup buddy Kourtney Kardashian.
How can the 22-year-old ever be expected to decide between two such hot brunettes who are both just standing by, waiting eagerly to please him?
Fortunately, it came to him in the middle of his San Diego concert earlier this week.
“EUREKA!!!” he cried out just before the bridge during a performance of “Love Yourself,” then quickly ran offstage.
“Biebs racked his brains trying to figure out how to decide between these two,” a source tells THG EXCLUSIVELY. “Selena is the love of his life, but Kourtney just completely blows his mind in the sack.”
“Justin’s from Canada, but never before did he think to do such things with a hockey puck,” the source added with a wink.
So what was this light bulb moment Bieber had?
“Justin wants to have a threesome with both women, in a sort of gladiator-style battle to win his heart… and loins.”
The singer shot off a group text to both SelGo and Kourtney, and lo and behold, they’re into it!
Kourtney always thought Selena was “totes adorbs” and says she can’t wait to Snapchat the entire event.
Selena was hesitant at first, but Kourt was just so darned charming and figured, if nothing else, maybe she could learn a trick or two from the reality show star.
And that’s when Scooter Braun dumped a bucket of ice on Justin’s overgrown head, because clearly he was in the middle of a lurid dream that could never in a million years be real, and because…
APRIL FOOL!
Tuesday, February 23, 2016
Kendall Jenner Has a HOT Three-way in New Calvin Klein Ad
Yesterday, Kendall Jenner called herself a nerd in a blog post on her website, but we don"t know how many nerds are getting it on nearly naked with two hot dudes on camera.
In a new ad for Calvin Klein, Kendall and two Ken dolls clad in tight Calvins appear to be stretching in preparation for a devil"s three-way.
Hey! Do you see what we did there? Kendall… Ken doll. Sound it out, you"ll get it.
But then, in an unexpected twist, the boys engage in a little light homoerotic wrestling as Kendall watches, and it almost appears as though she"s about to grab some Doritos and enjoy the show.
However, because Kendall must get involved somewhere (as she"s, ya know, the big name here) she gets thrown in the middle and the two twinks actually seem a little disappointed.
Like, excuse us, where did this WOMAN come from?
AWKWARD.
It"s almost as though CK wanted to do something kinda gay, but not so gay as to piss off middle America. The solution? Toss in pretty, skinny Kendall Jenner as an afterthought.
Don"t get us wrong, all three look damn good in their Calvins, so maybe if we wear them we"ll get magic, six-pack abs, too.
But we"re not sure who their audience is. Gay men? Nah. Straight women? Mayyybe? The gender fluid community? Let"s ask Miley Cyrus.
We vote for a sexy Kendall-Justin Bieber pairing in a reboot of the Kate Moss-Marky Mark ads of the 90s.
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