It’s the love triangle we never saw coming.
Nearly every day we see another headline about Justin Bieber getting back together with Selena Gomez – only to be followed by reports that he’s still totally digging on hookup buddy Kourtney Kardashian.
How can the 22-year-old ever be expected to decide between two such hot brunettes who are both just standing by, waiting eagerly to please him?
Fortunately, it came to him in the middle of his San Diego concert earlier this week.
“EUREKA!!!” he cried out just before the bridge during a performance of “Love Yourself,” then quickly ran offstage.
“Biebs racked his brains trying to figure out how to decide between these two,” a source tells THG EXCLUSIVELY. “Selena is the love of his life, but Kourtney just completely blows his mind in the sack.”
“Justin’s from Canada, but never before did he think to do such things with a hockey puck,” the source added with a wink.
So what was this light bulb moment Bieber had?
“Justin wants to have a threesome with both women, in a sort of gladiator-style battle to win his heart… and loins.”
The singer shot off a group text to both SelGo and Kourtney, and lo and behold, they’re into it!
Kourtney always thought Selena was “totes adorbs” and says she can’t wait to Snapchat the entire event.
Selena was hesitant at first, but Kourt was just so darned charming and figured, if nothing else, maybe she could learn a trick or two from the reality show star.
And that’s when Scooter Braun dumped a bucket of ice on Justin’s overgrown head, because clearly he was in the middle of a lurid dream that could never in a million years be real, and because…
APRIL FOOL!
