Oh gurl, you’re better than this.
Anyone who’s watched Keeping Up With The Kardashians knows full well that Kourtney Kardashian, 37, is the embodiment of zero f**ks given.
So imagine my surprise when I read a story claiming that she wanted to undergo surgery in order to impress her infant boy toy, Justin Bieber.
Let’s suspend reality for a moment and pretend this is real.
“She wants to hold onto Justin,” a source told Life & Style.
“With all the models half her age that Justin has been with, Kourtney is feeling insecure.
“She’s been working super hard on her body and she looks amazing, but she feels like she could look much younger.”
This blows my mind, since Kardashian has one of the most enviable bodies I’ve ever seen. She’s had three kids and looks incredible.
Anyway, back to suspending reality.
The source also pointed out that Kardashian “thinks that her weight loss [from having son, Reign] has caused some sagging skin around her neck and jawline.”
Kardashian is also worried that she looks tired.
“She’s not quite ready for a face-life yet, but she’s considering a neck lift and a forehead lift, which will help her look 10 years younger.”
A few months ago, Justin reportedly loved the fact that Kardashian is a “mature, experienced lover” (not my words).
“He says Kourtney’s the best lover he’s ever had and he can’t stay away from her,” a source told Radar Online.
“He loves having an older, experienced lover and they have a great friendship connection, too, so it works for both of them.”
#Neverchange, Kourt.
