Thursday, April 28, 2016

Bella Thorne Flaunts Perfect Abs, Talks F--kboys

Bella Thorne and the word “f–kboy” are two of the Internet’s favorite things at the moment, so it’s to finally have them together in one convenient selfie:



For once, Bella is not wearing a bikini, but as you can see, she’s hardly covered up.


Demonstrating a complete misunderstanding of how she managed to accrue 11 million followers, Bella chose to focus on her phone case and not her flawless body for this post:


“I guess my f-ck boy repellent didn’t work,” she captioned. “#yougetme #whosthat #hescooltho #castmates.”


Probably would’ve been funnier without all the hashtags explaining the joke to death, but what are you gonna do?


Later that same day, Bella got back to focusing on what really matters – abs.


In fact, she took to the ‘Gram to reveal one of her secrets for staying so taut. (Hint: it’s not “being 18.”)



“Finally back at the gym !!! I’m so weak now this is awful!!!! Gotta get back on the grind..damn film”


Oh, Bella. If you think it’s tough to maintain those abs now, just you wait a few years.


Ms. Thorne has already taken flak for what appeared to be a bit of humble-bragging earlier this week when she complained about her flawless skin.


In all likelihood, she’s trying to seem down-to-earth and accessible to her fans, but it’s always gonna be difficult for the average social media user to identify with a gorgeous teenage millionaire. 


So just enjoy your superiority, Bella.


Jump into a pool of gold coins, swim around in it Scrooge McDuck style, and caption it something casual like, “ChillaxedSundayAtHome.”


It’s a practice we like to call Kardashianing.