Rob Kardashian & Blac Chyna: Sex Tape Coming, After Rob Loses Weight

Some folks are motivated to lose weight to improve their health. Others, to look good in a sex tape.

Rob Kardashian finds himself in the latter category, and he reportedly can hardly wait to appear in a hot sex tape with his new lady love Blac Chyna.

But only after he sheds the extra padding he’s accumulated over the past year or so.

Now, this isn’t the first we’ve heard of these two planning a sex tape. There was talk of the couple boinking on video shortly after they first got together in January.

Evidently, the prospect of a porno hasn’t left their minds, but Rob is feeling insecure about his body.

“Rob wants to get into shape first,” a source told Life & Style.

Perhaps this explains his recent rapid weight loss – Rob reportedly lost 40 pounds by following a strict diet and exercise regimen prescribed by his girlfriend.

“Blac is all for it, and so is Rob,” the source continued. “They have no qualms about taking it all off and getting freaky on camera.”

Pretty sure we can file this under the category of “things you totally don’t want to see but click on after curiosity gets the best of you.”

Rob and Blac are also gunning for their own reality show, and we can only hope these two projects are not one in the same.

David Foster & Selma Blair: Dating?!?

We have to admit, if this is true, it kinda gives us the icks.

David Foster, music producer and soon-to-be ex-husband of Yolanda Foster, was spotted sharing an intimate dinner in West Hollywood with actress Selma Blair, a source tells Radar Online.

“Selma and David were alone together at dinner and they looked really cozy,” revealed the source.

Unfortunately, we’re not sure just what the witness meant by “cozy” – hands-on-thighs cozy, exchanging-knowing-glances cozy or simply sat-at-the-same-table cozy.

However, all this cozy was apparently interrupted by another celebrity who was also dining at the restaurant: Caitlyn Jenner.

“Caitlyn sat with the couple for a while and then she went to her own booth,” the source told the site.

If you think this sounds like an odd trio, we’re on the same page.

We don’t know if Yolanda is aware of her ex’s new “friendship” with Selma, but if she disapproves, we probably won’t hear about it.

Bravo reportedly wanted to exploit all the dirty details of David and Yolanda’s divorce on her show, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, but the former model refused to participate.

“Yolanda and David have a very strict prenuptial agreement that says they can’t discuss each other negatively in any public setting…including television,” a source told Radar.

In addition, Yolanda simply doesn’t want to drag her relationship through the public mud.

“Yolanda and David discussed the importance of handling the proceedings with dignity and class soon after she filed,” added the source. “So she refuses to speak badly about him on the show.”

Guess this means we gotta keep hearing the other Housewives bicker over whether or not Yo actually has Lyme Disease or not.

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Leonardo DiCaprio is Dating a Model Named Roxy Horner Because Of Course He Is

In case you’ve been spent the past few days wandering the Great Plains in search of the bearded ne’er-do-well who left you for dead following a bear attack, let us be the first to inform you that Leonardo DiCaprio won his his first Academy Award on Sunday for playing a puddle of testosterone come to life in The Revenant. 

After dating Kelly Rohrbach throughout most of his Oscar campaign, Leo decided to drop his model of the moment in the weeks leading up to the big night, perhaps so he could do his usual self-consciously endearing thing and bring his mom as his red carpet date.

But now that he’s hoisted his Oscar, Leo can get back to putting his hands on other shiny gold hard-bodies.

Yes, in news that’s certain to shock you to your core and make you question everything you thought you knew about the man, Leonardo DiCaprio is dating a model in her early 20s.

Specifically, he’s dating the 24-year-old pictured above, who sports the hilariously pole-ready name of Roxy Horner.

Based on the information provided on her Instagram page, Roxy enjoys modeling, and doing other modelly stuff, which makes her a perfect fit for Leo.

Unfortunately, at 24, she’s basically the DiCaprio girlfriend equivalent of a week-old banana.

We’re guessing homie’s already planning his next trip to the produce department, but hey, enjoy it while it lasts, Roxy!

Play your cards right and you might get to meet Lukas Haas!

Miley Cyrus SLAMS Donald Trump, Cries After Super Tuesday Win

Yesterday, Donald Trump won seven of the 11 states that participated in the Super Tuesday primary elections, and Miley Cyrus is devastated.

In fact, the singer took to Instagram and shared a shot of early election results, declaring there is no longer a “Party in the USA” and threatening to move abroad if Trump becomes president.

The caption read, “gonna vom / move out da country. #aintapartyindausaanymo”

However, Miley didn’t stop there. 

She also took the Donald to task about an issue we haven’t heard much about this election season: hunting.

An avid animal lover, Miley shared a photo mashup of herself in tears juxtaposed with a pic of a trophy hunter holding up a dead mountain lion, and a third shot of Trump posing with the hunter.

In the caption, she eviscerated Trump and the practice of hunting in general:

“That is a tear rolling down my cheek dripping off the end of my nose…..” she began. “This makes me so unbelievable scared and sad…. Not only for our country but for animals that I love more than anything in this world….”

“That picture on the right is so disturbing…. YOU are not destiny! It is not your job to decide when a living things life is over …. & YOU DT ARE NOT GOD NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU THINK YOU ARE!!!”

She goes on to slam Trump’s arrogance and reiterated her commitment to relocating if he is elected:

“If he doesn’t think he is “God” he thinks he is the fucking chosen one or some shit! We’re all just fucking jam between his rich ass toes! Honestly fuck this shit I am moving if this is my president! I don’t say things I don’t mean!”

Trump found himself caught in a hunting scandal in 2012 when photos surfaced of his sons Eric and Donald Jr. posing with big game animals – including an elephant, leopard and buffalo – they had shot and killed in Zimbabwe.

In one disturbing shot, Donald Jr. holds up a severed elephant’s tail to celebrate his trophy.

Trump probably isn’t terribly surprised that Miley’s not a supporter, but he can find solace in knowing that at least he’s got Aaron Carter’s vote.

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