Please enjoy this story that features little more than shots of bathing beauty Jessica Simpson.
Over the weekend, Simpson and bestie/former assistant Cacee Cobb took their friend, stylist Nicole Chavez to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico for her 40th birthday.
The trio took a private plane to the beachside resort town, and stayed at The Cape Hotel.
Us Weekly has photos of the reality star/singer/businesswoman in a bikini, and I think I speak for ladies everywhere when I say, “Signing up for Weight Watchers, BRB.”
OK! recently claimed that Simpson is “breast-obsessed” and is thinking about getting her boobs done.
“She’s constantly asking if her boobs look good in what she’s wearing,” a source allegedly told the magazine.
“It’s getting boring.”
Apparently having her two children, Maxwell and Ace have “ruined” Simpson’s body, so “she plans to get a lift as soon as possible.”
Said source hopes that the surgery will prevent further yammering about one’s chest.
“Maybe then she’ll stop obsessing.”
It’s fun. We have fun.
Remember that time Joe Simpson commented on his daughter’s boobs?
“If you put her in a T-shirt or you put her in a bustier, she’s sexy in both,” he said.
“She’s got double D’s! You can’t cover those suckers up!”
Ugh, I just threw up a little in my mouth.
