Charlie Sheen: Caught Planning to Have Ex-Girlfriend Murdered?!

We don’t want to imply that all folks who describe themselves as tiger-blooded warlocks from Mars are unstable, but Charlie Sheen seems to have never fully recovered from his famous 2011 meltdown.

Granted, some of Sheen’s behavior in recent years might be attributable to his distress over being diagnosed with HIV, but bad medical news doesn’t drive most people to smear dog crap all over their ex-wives’ carpets or put out hits on former girlfriends.

Yes, according to Radar Online, an unidentified female friend of Sheen’s claims to have tape recorded the actor while he was ranting about his plans to have ex Brett Rossi murdered. 

“This piece of sh-t needs to be f–king buried,” Sheen reportedly says of Rossi. “Family of gangsters. You get it.”

According to Sheen, Rossi is one of the women who demanded cash payouts in order to keep the actor’s HIV diagnosis a secret.

While Sheen seems to have willingly forked over the cash in other cases, for some reason he was outraged by Rossi’s attempt to to “extort” him.

Those who have heard the tape say Rossi’s demands send Sheen into a rage:

“I can’t be f***ing extorted. It’s called treason,” he reportedly says. “You know what treason is? It’s punishable by death.”

Asked what he plans to do about the situation, Sheen allegedly responds in frightening detail:

“I’d rather spend 20-grand to have her head kicked in. Then people will realize, oh, it’s dangerous.”

Don’t worry, Charlie. We’re pretty sure everyone realized you’re potentially dangerous long, long ago.

Charlie Sheen: Caught Planning to Have Ex-Girlfriend Murdered?!

We don’t want to imply that all folks who describe themselves as tiger-blooded warlocks from Mars are unstable, but Charlie Sheen seems to have never fully recovered from his famous 2011 meltdown.

Granted, some of Sheen’s behavior in recent years might be attributable to his distress over being diagnosed with HIV, but bad medical news doesn’t drive most people to smear dog crap all over their ex-wives’ carpets or put out hits on former girlfriends.

Yes, according to Radar Online, an unidentified female friend of Sheen’s claims to have tape recorded the actor while he was ranting about his plans to have ex Brett Rossi murdered. 

“This piece of sh-t needs to be f–king buried,” Sheen reportedly says of Rossi. “Family of gangsters. You get it.”

According to Sheen, Rossi is one of the women who demanded cash payouts in order to keep the actor’s HIV diagnosis a secret.

While Sheen seems to have willingly forked over the cash in other cases, for some reason he was outraged by Rossi’s attempt to to “extort” him.

Those who have heard the tape say Rossi’s demands send Sheen into a rage:

“I can’t be f***ing extorted. It’s called treason,” he reportedly says. “You know what treason is? It’s punishable by death.”

Asked what he plans to do about the situation, Sheen allegedly responds in frightening detail:

“I’d rather spend 20-grand to have her head kicked in. Then people will realize, oh, it’s dangerous.”

Don’t worry, Charlie. We’re pretty sure everyone realized you’re potentially dangerous long, long ago.

Matt Baier: Baby Mamas Team Up to Expose Deadbeat Dad!

We’ve known that Matt Baier is an incredibly sketchy dude for quite some time now, but somehow he keeps managing to find new and appalling ways to make us shake our heads in disbelief.

We first found that Matt is a deadbeat dad back in early February when Gary Shirley dropped the bombshell revelation that Baier may have seven kids he’s not supporting.

Shortly thereafter, a sixth alleged baby mama came forward claiming that Baier has eight children and has been running from his responsibilities for over a decade.

Did you think the accusations would stop there?

Yeah, so did we, to be honest, but earlier this week, a seventh baby mama claimed to be raising Baier’s ninth child!

Naturally, these women are not big fans of Matty B, and several have already filed lawsuits against the 44-year-old for undisclosed amounts in back child support.

Now, Radar Online is reporting that Baier’s exes are planning to speak publicly about just how big of a scumbag this guy really is.

“He shouldn’t be allowed to run around and not face the consequences of his very calculated actions,” Kellie Nunn said in a recent interview with Radar Online.

Along with fellow Baier victims Judy Cornett and Jeanette Reedy, Nunn is hoping to give a televised interview to fill Teen Mom fans in on the jerk that Amber Portwood is planning to marry.

“He’s a pathological liar, a con man,” Nunn said, giving a preview of what’s to come.

Sadly, no deals have been reached yet, but the women say they’ve been approached by multiple TV shows.

We can’t wait. This is like Christmas, but instead of opening presents, we get to hear more about the wicked ways of the Douche King, Matt Baier.

Watch Teen Mom online at TV Fanatic to relive some of Matt’s douchiest hits.

Justin Bieber: Charging Fans $2,000 to Pose With Cardboard Cutout?!

Last week, we learned that Justin Bieber had canceled all meet-and-greets with fans for his upcoming tour. 

The singer claimed that the sessions leave him “feeling mentally and emotionally exhausted to the point of depression.” Now, it seems Bieber’s fans might be feeling that way after finding out there are no refunds for those who already purchased VIP passes.

The super-fans who shelled out $ 2,000 for a chance to pose for a photo with Justin will instead receive the saddest consolation prize in history – the chance to pose for a photo with a cardboard cutout of the Biebs.

Yes, the fans were reportedly informed that they could only get their money back if they also forfeited their tickets to the concert.

The shows are sold out, so the fans’ only option was to keep their $ 2,000 tickets – which were good for the same floor seats that everyone else got for a fraction of the price, plus a photo with a 2D version of Justin.

Insiders say the VIPs are doubly pissed because Justin still makes time to hang out with other celebs backstage, such as hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, who was able to secure a post-show hang session for his daughter’s birthday.

Some fans are so concerned for Justin’s mental health that they’ve started an online campaign to encourage him to cancel his Purpose tour altogether.

For most part, however, they’re just justifiably angry.

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