Tuesday, May 10, 2016

Orange is the New Black Trailer: New Blood, New Rules

Are you ready for a return to prison?


The furlough is almost over on Netflix.


Orange is the New Black will return for its fourth season on June 17, with all 13 episodes of the comedy dropping at once. Netflix style.



In the first extended trailer for all the action and humor and drama to come, we see Piper saying how she"s more afraid than she"s ever been before.


This likely has something to do with the fact that Litchfield is now a for-profit business, which means over 100 new inmates will be coming on board.


As for Taystee? She appears to be Caputo"s new secretary, though she"s having some trouble on the job.


The preview also gives us a look at the new, violent guards… along with Blair Brown as Judy King.


She will be a full-time cast member in the role of a Martha Stewart-type of character who is stuck behind bars.


Lolly will apparently have some business at the shed, while Alex will have a big secret she needs to tell Red.


Why is Gloria hanging around a guard? Why is Suszanne in the infirmary? Is Sophia still in SHU? We have so many questions.


And we can"t wait to get the answers when Orange is the New Black Season 4 returns on Friday, June 17.


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Kylie Jenner-Tyga Breakup: Confirmed By Kris Jenner?!

Over the past few months, there have been countless reports that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are no longer a couple.



Sometimes the rumors seemed credible.


(See: Both times that Tyga was caught cheating on Kylie with models.)


Other times, they smacked of wishful thinking born of the public’s confusion over how the hell these two are still together.


(See: The other 40,000 times these two were reported to have called it quits.)


As far as we can tell, Kyga did break up at least twice, but on both occasions they were back in each other’s arms within 48 hours.


Basically, they’ve become the Couple That Cried Wolf, and we’ve stopped paying attention to the incessant breakup gossip.


Or at least we had until this past weekend, when a new round of speculation began, this time possibly confirmed by the ultimate insider.


The murmurs started on Friday, when several outlets reported that Kylie and Tyga hadn’t made a public appearance together – or even showed up on one another’s social media pages – in quite some time.


On Sunday, Kris Jenner drove the point home with a Mother’s Day Instagram post that raised many an eyebrow:



I love you so much Kanye, Scott and Lamar!! To my son Lammy, I am so thankful for your strength through adversity and your sweet gentle spirit. I am blessed beyond words to have all of you in my life. 


“Thank you Kanye and Scott for being such incredible, loving and devoted fathers to my grandbabies. I can’t put into words how blessed I am to have you both!!


“I promise to always be here for you, and love you like my own. Thank you Scott for bringing so much laughter to my life. You’re crazy and wonderful and unique to the core.


“Kanye, thank you for being you!! You are an amazing friend and son, and the best daddy to North and Saint!! You inspire us all. Wow… feeling blessed and grateful today.”


Yes, it’s so long that we doubt anyone in her family even read it, so we’ll just give you the gist:


Kris gave shoutouts to all of her daughters’ significant others…except for Tyga.


So maybe they’re broken up, or maybe this just confirms the rumors about the Kardashians hating Tyga.


Either way, it’s bad news for T-Raww.


Kylie Jenner-Tyga Breakup: Confirmed By Kris Jenner?!

Over the past few months, there have been countless reports that Kylie Jenner and Tyga are no longer a couple.



Sometimes the rumors seemed credible.


(See: Both times that Tyga was caught cheating on Kylie with models.)


Other times, they smacked of wishful thinking born of the public’s confusion over how the hell these two are still together.


(See: The other 40,000 times these two were reported to have called it quits.)


As far as we can tell, Kyga did break up at least twice, but on both occasions they were back in each other’s arms within 48 hours.


Basically, they’ve become the Couple That Cried Wolf, and we’ve stopped paying attention to the incessant breakup gossip.


Or at least we had until this past weekend, when a new round of speculation began, this time possibly confirmed by the ultimate insider.


The murmurs started on Friday, when several outlets reported that Kylie and Tyga hadn’t made a public appearance together – or even showed up on one another’s social media pages – in quite some time.


On Sunday, Kris Jenner drove the point home with a Mother’s Day Instagram post that raised many an eyebrow:



I love you so much Kanye, Scott and Lamar!! To my son Lammy, I am so thankful for your strength through adversity and your sweet gentle spirit. I am blessed beyond words to have all of you in my life. 


“Thank you Kanye and Scott for being such incredible, loving and devoted fathers to my grandbabies. I can’t put into words how blessed I am to have you both!!


“I promise to always be here for you, and love you like my own. Thank you Scott for bringing so much laughter to my life. You’re crazy and wonderful and unique to the core.


“Kanye, thank you for being you!! You are an amazing friend and son, and the best daddy to North and Saint!! You inspire us all. Wow… feeling blessed and grateful today.”


Yes, it’s so long that we doubt anyone in her family even read it, so we’ll just give you the gist:


Kris gave shoutouts to all of her daughters’ significant others…except for Tyga.


So maybe they’re broken up, or maybe this just confirms the rumors about the Kardashians hating Tyga.


Either way, it’s bad news for T-Raww.


This Guy Underwent 23 Surgeries to Look Like Superman


Move over, human Barbie.


Take a seat, human Ken.


It"s time to meet human Superman.


His name is Herbert Chavez, he grew up in poverty in the Philippines… and he has spent tons of money to look like the Man of Steel, having undergone 23 plastic surgeries with this goal in mind.


It"s a bird down below. It"s a plane. In actuality, it"s a guy who likely has a few mental issues unfortunately.




1. Back in the Day…


Back in the day

Chavez’s 23 surgeries have spanned nearly 18 years. It’s a lifelong hobby. This photo was snapped back in 2013, prior to him truly taking a few final steps on his journey to Superman.



2. An Appearace on Botched


An appearace on botched

Chavez sought the assistance of the doctors on Botched for his cause. They were only too happy to oblige, of course.



3. He’s Had His Skin Whitened


Hes had his skin whitened

Because every actor who has played Superman has been white.



4. He’s Had Multiple Nose Jobs


Hes had multiple nose jobs

You can see the changes, right?



5. He’s Had Liposuction


Hes had liposuction

The Man of Steel applies to the superhero’s strength… and abs, of course.



6. He’s Had Jaw Realignment


Hes had jaw realignment

We didn’t even know that was really a thing.


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