Kim Kardashian Dies; Fowl Play Confirmed

Kim Kardashian is dead.

No, not THAT Kim Kardashian. We’re sorry if you were confused there for a moment.

As it turns out, Bette Midler revealed to People Magazine on Wednesday night that she owns a chicken named after the famous sex tape star… and that the animal sadly passed away from a yeast infection recently.

The legendary singer – who is actually a farming enthusiast and reality TV lover – explained that all of the chickens she cares for in upstate New York are named after Kardashian sisters.

Prior to talking to People at this week’s New York Restoration Project’s Spring Picnic event, Midler shared a meme that poked fun at her affection for these birds:

She also Tweeted a reference to her chickens, writing the following:

“Spent yesterday cleaning out the chicken coop …. The hens are Kim, Kourtney and Khloé. And they’re exactly like their namesakes!”

There are way too many jokes we could make here.

Midler, of course, has been a surprisingly outspoken critic of this famous family.

She mocked Kim’s nude selfie in March by sharing one of her own and she laughed over the crazy Kardashian family tree after Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna announced their engagement.

“If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen, she’s gonna have to swallow the camera,” Midler hilariously wrote in response to Kardashian’s latest naked photo.

She’s the best.

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Courtney Stodden: SLAMMED For Endangering Her Baby"s Health!

Last month, we learned that Courtney Stodden is pregnant when the 21-year-old social media star reluctantly confirmed the news to Us Weekly.

Since then, Stodden has revealed that she’s struggling with depression and has been open about the various joys and difficulties (Hooray for morning sickness!) with her many social media followers.

Most have been supportive, but you know what they say about online commenters: a lot of them are douche bags!

Okay, we may have just made that expression up, but the fact remains that Courtney is on the receiving end of some seriously harsh criticism these days.

This is the picture that’s been stirring up controversy since yesterday.

As you may have guessed, the issue is not with the Court’s ginormous diamond ring, but with the out-of-focus pill bottles in the background.

She captioned the pic, “Diamonds are a girls best friend,” and yes, it was probably a bad idea to quote Marilyn Monroe (who died of a barbiturate overdose) on the icon’s birthday with bottles of pills in the background, but that hardly justifies some of the hateful comments on Courtney’s Instagram page.

The concern trolls came out in force to criticize Courtney for “putting her baby at risk” by taking drugs.

Fortunately, several fans came to her defense, including moms who attested that they were numerous medications during their own pregnancies.

Basically there are two possibilities with this photo:

One is that Courtney gave no thought to the pill bottles in the background and just wanted to show off her bling while paying tribute to one of her heroes.

The other is that this is some sort of desperate but subtle cry for help.

Either way, the answer is not to attack a depressed 21-year-old pregnant woman on social media.

Kate Middleton: STARVING Herself To Look Like Angelina Jolie?

Remember that time the Duchess of Cambridge wanted to be Angelina Jolie?

Neither do I.

If you were to show me a headline that Angelina Jolie was trying to be more like Her Royal Highness, I would have said, “That makes sense, given that Catherine may well be the most famous woman in the world.”

In the photo above, Catherine and the Oscar winner wore the same Jenny Packham one-shoulder gown to separate events in 2011.  

This happens all the time in entertainment, but some outlets allege that Catherine did it because she is Single White Femal-ing Jolie.

OK! recently claimed that the royal and Jolie had become close in the past few months.

“Kate is one of the few women that Angie cares about and the two have become firm friends since their tea party last summer.”

“They’ve bonded over motherhood and life in the public eye – Kate thought she had it bad until she heard some of Angie’s stories about stalkers and weirdoes trying to break into their properties.”

According to Celebrity Dirty Laundry, Catherine’s thin frame was all anyone could talk about at the May 16th Heads Together launch she attended with Prince William and Prince Harry.

Wearing a Goat blouse tucked into a Banana Republic skirt, Catherine “looked haggard, overtired and outright miserable in one of the photos taken at the event,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry alleged.

“Kate Middleton has stated clearly that Angelina Jolie is her idol – so good luck with that Wills, your wife wants to look like a Hollywood star – and that means sick skinny!”

Oh.

“Is Prince William stuck with a shallow wife with an eating disorder who wants nothing more than to be Hollywood glamorous and not be saddled with any substantial charity work?”

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Probably not?  

Catherine is blessed with a naturally thin body, which she’s maintained ever since she was a teenager through healthy eating and exercise.

True, her position makes it difficult to lead a normal life and feel comfortable eating without the fear of gaining weight, but accusing someone of having an eating disorder is way out of line.

This all began in October 2014, when the Queen presented Jolie with an honorary damehood.

“Angelina looked so skinny she stunned palace observers, even the Queen expressed surprise,” a source allegedly told the Globe.

“She remarked that Angelina needed some traditional British food like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding to put some meat on her bones.”

Her Majesty has enough tact not to comment on someone’s weight, having been at this job for 60 + years, so it’s unlikely that she pointed this out to Jolie.  

View Slideshow: 11 Photos of Kate Middleton Looking Sporty and Perfect Because DUH

Kate Middleton: STARVING Herself To Look Like Angelina Jolie?

Remember that time the Duchess of Cambridge wanted to be Angelina Jolie?

Neither do I.

If you were to show me a headline that Angelina Jolie was trying to be more like Her Royal Highness, I would have said, “That makes sense, given that Catherine may well be the most famous woman in the world.”

In the photo above, Catherine and the Oscar winner wore the same Jenny Packham one-shoulder gown to separate events in 2011.  

This happens all the time in entertainment, but some outlets allege that Catherine did it because she is Single White Femal-ing Jolie.

OK! recently claimed that the royal and Jolie had become close in the past few months.

“Kate is one of the few women that Angie cares about and the two have become firm friends since their tea party last summer.”

“They’ve bonded over motherhood and life in the public eye – Kate thought she had it bad until she heard some of Angie’s stories about stalkers and weirdoes trying to break into their properties.”

According to Celebrity Dirty Laundry, Catherine’s thin frame was all anyone could talk about at the May 16th Heads Together launch she attended with Prince William and Prince Harry.

Wearing a Goat blouse tucked into a Banana Republic skirt, Catherine “looked haggard, overtired and outright miserable in one of the photos taken at the event,” Celebrity Dirty Laundry alleged.

“Kate Middleton has stated clearly that Angelina Jolie is her idol – so good luck with that Wills, your wife wants to look like a Hollywood star – and that means sick skinny!”

Oh.

“Is Prince William stuck with a shallow wife with an eating disorder who wants nothing more than to be Hollywood glamorous and not be saddled with any substantial charity work?”

View Slideshow: Kate Middleton “Flirts” With Ben Ainslie, Cheating On Prince William?

Probably not?  

Catherine is blessed with a naturally thin body, which she’s maintained ever since she was a teenager through healthy eating and exercise.

True, her position makes it difficult to lead a normal life and feel comfortable eating without the fear of gaining weight, but accusing someone of having an eating disorder is way out of line.

This all began in October 2014, when the Queen presented Jolie with an honorary damehood.

“Angelina looked so skinny she stunned palace observers, even the Queen expressed surprise,” a source allegedly told the Globe.

“She remarked that Angelina needed some traditional British food like roast beef and Yorkshire pudding to put some meat on her bones.”

Her Majesty has enough tact not to comment on someone’s weight, having been at this job for 60 + years, so it’s unlikely that she pointed this out to Jolie.  

View Slideshow: 11 Photos of Kate Middleton Looking Sporty and Perfect Because DUH