Thursday, June 2, 2016

Kim Kardashian Dies; Fowl Play Confirmed

Kim Kardashian is dead.



No, not THAT Kim Kardashian. We’re sorry if you were confused there for a moment.


As it turns out, Bette Midler revealed to People Magazine on Wednesday night that she owns a chicken named after the famous sex tape star… and that the animal sadly passed away from a yeast infection recently.


The legendary singer – who is actually a farming enthusiast and reality TV lover – explained that all of the chickens she cares for in upstate New York are named after Kardashian sisters.


Prior to talking to People at this week’s New York Restoration Project’s Spring Picnic event, Midler shared a meme that poked fun at her affection for these birds:




chicken meme



She also Tweeted a reference to her chickens, writing the following:


“Spent yesterday cleaning out the chicken coop …. The hens are Kim, Kourtney and Khloé. And they’re exactly like their namesakes!”


There are way too many jokes we could make here.


Midler, of course, has been a surprisingly outspoken critic of this famous family.


She mocked Kim’s nude selfie in March by sharing one of her own and she laughed over the crazy Kardashian family tree after Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna announced their engagement.


“If Kim wants us to see a part of her we’ve never seen, she’s gonna have to swallow the camera,” Midler hilariously wrote in response to Kardashian’s latest naked photo.


She’s the best.