Thursday, June 2, 2016

This Toddler Just Called the Cops on His Dad

Dialing 911 is not a laughing matter.


This is an emergency assistance line that must be kept open unless one or someone one knows is actually in need of emergent assistance.


But Robbie Richardson has made it impossible for readers not to at least have a chuckle over his recent actions.



A five-year old resident of Massachusetts, Richardson recently called authorities… on his father… because he ran a red light.


“He tells me, ‘Hey Dad, you just went through a red light,’” Robbie’s father, Michael Richardson, told CBS Boston.


“And I said, ‘No Robbie, you can go through that one as long as you stop and there’s nobody coming you can go.’


"He says, ‘No you can’t. That light was red.’ So we get into the car wash and he says, ‘I’m going to call the police.’”


And then Robbie really did call the police!


You can hear portions of said call in the video below.


“My daddy went past a red light,” Robbie told the 911 operator. “He has a black truck. He was in the brand new car, my mommy’s car.”


“And then what happened?” the dispatcher inquired.


“And he had to go to the car wash and then he went past the red light," Robbie replied.


The police then asked to speak to Michael, who apologized; both for his actions and for those of his son.


“Everyone follows the rules, but not Daddy,” Robbie told the Boston Globe, adding that if it happened again, he wouldn’t call the police.


“I’ll call the eye doctor so he can fix his eyes.”


This little guy (who wants to be a police officer when he grows up) rules.


5 year old calls 911 after dad runs red light

Kylie Jenner FURIOUS Over Rob & Chyna, Wants Her Own Show

Like the rest of us, Kylie Jenner had a feeling her older brother, Rob Kardashian and his betrothed, Blac Chyna would eventually get their own reality show.



It’s just that she’s a little surprised they landed one before she did.


And by a little surprised, we mean pissed.


Sources tell Radar Online that the littlest Jenner/Kardashian “beyond furious after she found out” that Rob and Blac landed a six-episode series about their relationship.


“She is really going through it right now over this whole situation.”


E! sent out a press release on June 1st confirming that Rob & Chyna, a reality show, Keeping Up With The Kardashians spin-off docu series had been greenlit by the network.


Cameras will capture “the whirlwind romance of Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna as they prepare for the birth of their first child.”


Kris Jenner serves as the series’ Executive Producer, so Kylie is devastated that her mother would prioritize Blac’s career over hers.



“Kylie feels betrayed because Kris did the dirty deal behind her back,” the source pointed out.


Kris claimed that “she did not want to upset her [Kylie] anymore” than she already was, since the 18-year-old was still reeling from her break-up with Tyga.


“Kris knew that Kylie wanted her own show so badly,” the source continued, “and Kylie cannot believe she did this to her!”


Who here thinks that a reality showed based on Kylie Jenner’s life would be like watching paint dry?  


Whenever I’m binging on KUWTK (don’t judge me, you do it too), my eyes glaze as soon as she enters a scene.


I’m sure Kylie is lovely IRL, but there isn’t a lot to capture beyond the puffy lips and cheeks.


At least with Kourtney and Khloe you can expect some comic relief.  And watching Kim cry over diamonds lost in the ocean is always a treat.


Also, who else thinks Blac & Chyna will be boring AF?


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Amber Heard: LYING About Abuse, Claims Assistant to Johnny Depp

Last week, Amber Heard requested a restraining order against her estranged husband, Johnny Depp.



She told the court that Depp had struck her with an iPhone while in a drunken rage, leaving with her facial bruising and other injuries.


Not long after the story became public knowledge, many fans and famous friends of Depp’s expressed skepticism over Heard’s claims, which led Amber to fire back.


Not long after Doug Stanhope, Vanessa Paradis and others rushed to Depps defense, several photos of Heard’s injuries appeared on websites and in major publications.


Her reps revealed that Depp’s most recent attack was not an isolated incident and that the actor had behaved abusively toward Heard “throughout most of their four-year relationship.”


Still, many openly expressed their doubts about Heard’s allegations.


Perhaps as a means of silencing the skeptics, someone in the actress’ camp took decisive action yesterday and provided Entertainment Tonight with screencaps of text messages from Depp’s assistant, Stephen Deuters.


In the texts, Deuters apologizes on Depp’s behalf for a violent incident that apparently took place the night before.




Depp text 1



“When I told him he kicked you, he cried,” Deuters writes at one point. “It was disgusting. And he knows it.”


Heard seems unmoved by Depp’s remorse, and she makes reference to the “many times” that Depp has behaved violently in the past.




Depp text 4



The texts seemed to be the definitive evidence that would convince Heard’s critics that she’s telling the truth about Depp’s violent, alcoholic behavior.


Except now Deuters is claiming that he never sent any such texts.


Deuters tells TMZ that he has no knowledge of Depp being abusive toward Heard or anybody else.


He says that he believes the screencaps have been doctored and will testify under oath that he never sent the texts pictured.


Deuters added that he will offer no further comment on Heard’s claims at this time.


Looks like this ugly drama may continue to play out on a public stage for quite some time.