This is the Scariest Video You Will Ever See

Let us be clear:

Snakes on a Plane is a highly entertaining movie that stars the one and only Samuel L. Jackson.

Snakes in one"s house, though? Dangling from one"s ceiling? That is not entertaining in any way, shape or form.

But that is exactly the situation Greenwood, South Carolina resident Mark Hyatt found himself in this week.

In a disturbing video that has gone viral for the most frightening of reasons, Hyatt shared footage on Facebook of the scene he arrived home to one day after work.

It features two snakes hanging down from Hyatt"s ceiling.

It"s the scariest thing we"ve ever seen in our entire lives and we don"t understand how Hyatt didn"t immediately pack up and move.

"Please, don"t go in my bedroom," he can be heard saying in the following video, which he posted along with the following caption:

Yes, this is what I came home to today. I got one out (after some violent hand to hand combat,) but the other is lost in the house somewhere. Anyone want to come for a sleep over at my place tonight?

Hyatt told a local FOX affiliate that he attempted to sweep one of the snakes out the door… but  it kept charging its way back in, three times overall.

So he finally picked the snake up and threw him into the backyard.

“Of course, I was in shock,” Hyatt added to The Huffington Post. “But I thought my dad would really get a kick out of this, so I pulled out my phone and started shooting video.

As for that second snake? The one he did not throw into his yard?

“It’s still in my house and I don’t know where it is."

Oh. Oh God…

Jessa Duggar: I Wanna Be Just Like Anna Duggar!

If you watch Jill & Jessa: Counting On online, you may recall last season’s episode in which the women of the Duggar clan enjoyed a   ladies-only trip to Branson, Missouri.

Watch Jill & Jessa Counting On Season 2 Episode 6 Online

Usually, what happens in Branson stays in Branson, but the Duggar gals allowed us to come along for the ride as they … did pretty much what they do at home but in a different state.

Anyway, one of the highlights of the episode was watching Jessa Duggar bond with Anna Duggar.

Though they’re not sisters by birth, Anna married into the family while Jessa was in her teens, and the two of them reportedly hit it off from the start.

Now, a deleted scene from the Duggars’ wild time in Branson shows the gals enjoying a stroll together and talking about the joys and challenges of marriage and motherhood:

Jessa and Anna Duggar Bond on Vacation

In Anna’s case, of course, there’s been considerably more challenge than joy in the past year.

In the wake of the Josh Duggar sex scandals may encouraged the 27-year-old to leave her family, but Anna took her cues from the Book of Tammy Wynette and stood by her man.

It’s a decision that Jessa clearly admires, as she sounds very much like a wide-eyed little sister when she gushes about Anna:

“I have learned so much from Anna, just watching the way that she loves her kids,” Jessa tells the camera.

“It’s just been such a blessing to me, as I’m stepping into mommy-hood myself, to look to her as an example and learn from her.”

Clearly, the Duggar women respect Anna for all that she’s had to endure.

And we’re sure they also look to her for tips on how to avoid a similar fate.

Watch Jill & Jessa: Counting On online to relive all the Duggar gals’ wild vacations.

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Stevie J Gay Rumors Fueled by Weird Joseline Hernandez Tweets

Stevie J may be gay.

Or at least bisexual.

We are offering no judgment if the reality star fits into either of these categories.

We’re just just trying to make sense of what Joseline Hernandez wrote this week on Twitter.

Joseline, of course, is the estranged ex-wife of Stevie J.

The two have been separated for seven months, largely due to the fact that Hernandez got drunk and took bleach to $ 40,000 worth of her husband’s clothing collection last year.

So you may want to take anything Hernandez writes about her ex with a grain of salt the size of her very large boobs.

As anyone who watched Stevie J and Joseline: Go Hollywood and/or Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 5 know all too well, these two do not always get along.

So there’s your preamble.

Now here’s the mysterious crux of the story:

In a series of Tweets on May 30 and May 31, Hernandez made a reference to getting one “where it hurts,” which she classified as “the pockets” and which implies some sort of blackmail.

She then referenced people who act all “hard,” but who are into “gay porn,” going on to tease a reveal at the VH1 “reunion.”

In reverse chronological order, here’s a look at the cryptic Tweets, 

These could mean… pretty much anything.

But many are taking them as shots at Stevie J’s sexuality, even if the star once claimed he slept with Mariah Carey.

Later on in her rant, Joseline shares the photo of an invoice for a lie detector test, making it appear as if she has some kind of evidence that she’s telling the truth…

… When it comes to whatever the heck she’s talking about here.

And if Hernandez is implying that Stevie J is gay, well, she’s been openly bisexual for years now.

We should probably stop trying to figure out the relationship between Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J at this point, huh? Our bad.

Go ahead and make your own diagnosis based on this Twitter diatribe.

Stevie J Gay Rumors Fueled by Weird Joseline Hernandez Tweets

Stevie J may be gay.

Or at least bisexual.

We are offering no judgment if the reality star fits into either of these categories.

We’re just just trying to make sense of what Joseline Hernandez wrote this week on Twitter.

Joseline, of course, is the estranged ex-wife of Stevie J.

The two have been separated for seven months, largely due to the fact that Hernandez got drunk and took bleach to $ 40,000 worth of her husband’s clothing collection last year.

So you may want to take anything Hernandez writes about her ex with a grain of salt the size of her very large boobs.

As anyone who watched Stevie J and Joseline: Go Hollywood and/or Love and Hip Hop Atlanta Season 5 know all too well, these two do not always get along.

So there’s your preamble.

Now here’s the mysterious crux of the story:

In a series of Tweets on May 30 and May 31, Hernandez made a reference to getting one “where it hurts,” which she classified as “the pockets” and which implies some sort of blackmail.

She then referenced people who act all “hard,” but who are into “gay porn,” going on to tease a reveal at the VH1 “reunion.”

In reverse chronological order, here’s a look at the cryptic Tweets, 

These could mean… pretty much anything.

But many are taking them as shots at Stevie J’s sexuality, even if the star once claimed he slept with Mariah Carey.

Later on in her rant, Joseline shares the photo of an invoice for a lie detector test, making it appear as if she has some kind of evidence that she’s telling the truth…

… When it comes to whatever the heck she’s talking about here.

And if Hernandez is implying that Stevie J is gay, well, she’s been openly bisexual for years now.

We should probably stop trying to figure out the relationship between Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J at this point, huh? Our bad.

Go ahead and make your own diagnosis based on this Twitter diatribe.