Friday, June 10, 2016

Gawker Files For Bankruptcy Following Hulk Hogan Sex Tape Lawsuit; Thousands of Snarky Commenters in Mourning

Following weeks of insolvency rumors, Gawker Media – the sleazy blog network that makes PerezHilton.com look like a bastion of journalistic integrity – finally filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy today.


The move has been anticipated by many ever since a March 18 court ruling in which former pro wrestler Hulk Hogan was awarded $ 115 million in his lawsuit against the site.



That same week, a jury awarded Hogan an additional $ 25 million, thus putting Gawker on the hook for a total of $ 140 million.


Both decisions stemmed from the company’s decision to post portions of Hogan’s sex tape online.


Hogan filed a suit against Gawker for $ 100 million, alleging a violation of his privacy.


The jury saw it his way and then some  – awarding the iconic wrestler $ 15 million more than he asked for, and then slapping on an additional $ 25 million in punitive damages.


It was later revealed that Hogan’s legal expenses had been covered by Silicon Valley billionaire Peter Thiel.


Thiel has had beef with Gawker since 2007, when the site outed him as gay.


“It’s less about revenge and more about specific deterrence,” Thiel recently told The New York Times.


The good news for Gawker is that the company can now postpone paying Hogan the colossal sum that it owes him.


The bad news is – well, just about everything else.


Gawker.com confirmed moments ago that all it’s parent company will be sold to “another entity.”


The official statement adds that the sites under the Gawker Media umbrella will continue normal operations “for the foreseeable future,” but confirms that the suit has resulted in “the most significant change to Gawker’s corporate structure in its 14-year history.”


Digital publisher Ziff Davis has reportedly already placed a bid, with $ 100 million as the opening price.


It’s tough luck for Nick Denton and the other famously unscrupulous powers that be at Gawker, but as the esteemed Hulkster himself so memorably opined, “Whatcha gonna do, brother?”


WARNING: This Wedding Video Will Make You Cry

We"re very sorry, future grooms of America.


But the groom in the following video just set the emotional bar to unreachable heights.


You may want to keep this footage away from your fiancee. Because you"ll never be able to live up to the man"s reaction in it.



His name is Gabriel and he simply cannot handle the sight of his beautiful bride making her way down the aisle.


The wedding ceremony is taking place at at St Martin-in-the-Fields in Trafalgar Square, London and the love of Gabriel’s life is named Annabella.


She looks amazing in her gown, doesn"t she?



Gabriel sure thinks so.


He can"t believe it. He can"t believe his good fortune or that he"s standing there, about to exchange vows with Annabella.


The closer she gets to him, the harder Gabriel cries.


Once they are standing side by side, he can barely even contain himself. He"s totally lost it.


"Stand up. This is your moment, man. You look at your wife, now. You look at her," Gabriel"s best man says so eloquently, inspiring his pal to keep it together.



It"s pretty moving stuff overall.


So join us in raising a glass to Gabriel, Annabella and all other brides and grooms out there.


May you all feel this joyous on your big day.


Groom breaks down in beautiful fashion upon seeing bride

Kim Zolciak Daughter Wears Dog"s SHOCK COLLAR as Mom Films

Kim Zolciak has taken a break from posting bikini selfies and fielding plastic surgery accusations to Snapchat some scenes of a little wholesome fun with her family.


Specifically, of her 14-year-old daughter Ariana putting the dog"s shock collar around her neck because NBD.



Ariana donned the device in exchange for hanging out with her friends, and dad Kroy Biermann worked the remote control.


"You can"t cry," dad told her with a wag of the finger.


He proceeds to shock his daughter wearing the collar while Kim documents the fiasco for the viewing pleasure of Snapchat fans.


"You like getting shocked, you psycho? You two are not right," Kim says in the background.


"Are you guys idiots?! Who does this?" she adds. "These two are not right, I"m not even playing."



Ariana claims the experience was worth it because she wanted to get out of the house.


"She"ll do anything to hang out with her friends," Kim says in another snap. "Anything—a dog collar."


"Eat poop, eat poop," she then tells her daughter.


We don"t know if the poop consumption actually occurred, or if Kroy fed it to her, but Kim didn"t film it.


Ariana was laughing the majority of the time, but fans were, well, shocked, to watch these events go down.


Kim and Kroy have come under fire for questionable parenting on numerous occasions.


Earlier this year, a rumor spread that Kim was throwing Botox parties for her daughter Brielle and her friends.


While the Real Housewives of Atlanta star denied it, she did admit that she allowed Brielle to get lip injections from Dr. Simon Ourian, famed for giving Kylie Jenner her plumped-up pout.


Watch the debacle below:


Kim zolciak daughter wears dogs shock collar as mom films

Scott Disick Has a Curse, Must Get Rooster to Unlock

On the last episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, we saw that Scott Disick was super depressed.


The love of his life had dumped him and he thought the entire Kardashian family – who had basically adopted him as one of their own – was shunning him as well.



Khloe Kardashian wasn"t having any of Scott"s mopey crap, so she told him to quit feeling sorry for himself and get his sh*t together.


So what does the Lord do? What any unreasonable person would do: seek out life advice from a psychic.


Specifically, he wants to know if he"s been cursed by the forces of evil.


In the clip below, he brings Kendall Jenner along with him, although we don"t know why he didn"t just ask her for a reading, because Kendall claimed she was psychic last month.


"The cards talk about a load of negative energy that"s been going on, and in the center of the spread comes up the devil card, which means there"s definitely been an energy that"s been following you around," says the psychic.


"So to answer your question, I would probably say you do have a curse," she adds.



Scott is floored. But he"s also impressed by the soothsayer"s mad skillz.


"You know, right off the bat, she confirms that there is a curse. So I think she"s pretty good," Scott reasons.


To unlock the curse, says the oracle, Scott must adorn himself in white and perform an offering with a live rooster.


Don"t worry, he doesn"t have to kill it.


"The rooster carries what you have, it sets you free as you set him free, and off he goes," the psychic explains.


But where will he go? Will the rooster ever find his family again? What if he gets hit by a car?


Pardon my concern, but the rooster didn"t ask for any of this. So allow me to offer my own divine knowledge to Scott.


YOU DON"T HAVE A CURSE, DUDE, YOU JUST MAKE TERRIBLE CHOICES AND NEED TO GET OFF THE BOOZE.


That"ll be 500 dollars, please.


 


 


 


Scott disick has a curse must get rooster to unlock