Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: HOW Did It End?

Why did the romance between Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris end?

There have been many working theories, from Harris thinking Swift was boring and wanting to move on… to Harris thinking Swift cheated on her.

But neither of these hypotheses is accurate, according to TMZ.

That shady, albeit reliable, website reports that Swift was actually the one to dump Harris…

… AND SHE DID IT BY PHONE!

Insiders tell TMZ that Swift pulled a Joe Jonas on Harris, doing the same thing to the DJ as that singer did to her way back in the day.

Taylor supposed called Calvin from Nashville, Tennessee at some point after his car accident a few weeks ago in order to pull the plug on their relationship.

Swift was allegedly vague during the call, simply saying she needed some space.

And Harris was stunned by the development. He did not see it coming.

He figured Swift would help him recover from the injuries he had sustained. And the stars have not spoken since this call.

It’s worth noting that another insider disputes this story to TMZ, so take it with a grain of salt.

But Swift has moved on very quickly to Tom Hiddleston.

Would she have done that if she really still has feelings for Harris? Or could she be using The Avengers star as some kind of rebound because she truly is hurting?

We may never know.

But it’s fun to theorize, isn’t it?

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Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris: HOW Did It End?

Why did the romance between Taylor Swift and Calvin Harris end?

There have been many working theories, from Harris thinking Swift was boring and wanting to move on… to Harris thinking Swift cheated on her.

But neither of these hypotheses is accurate, according to TMZ.

That shady, albeit reliable, website reports that Swift was actually the one to dump Harris…

… AND SHE DID IT BY PHONE!

Insiders tell TMZ that Swift pulled a Joe Jonas on Harris, doing the same thing to the DJ as that singer did to her way back in the day.

Taylor supposed called Calvin from Nashville, Tennessee at some point after his car accident a few weeks ago in order to pull the plug on their relationship.

Swift was allegedly vague during the call, simply saying she needed some space.

And Harris was stunned by the development. He did not see it coming.

He figured Swift would help him recover from the injuries he had sustained. And the stars have not spoken since this call.

It’s worth noting that another insider disputes this story to TMZ, so take it with a grain of salt.

But Swift has moved on very quickly to Tom Hiddleston.

Would she have done that if she really still has feelings for Harris? Or could she be using The Avengers star as some kind of rebound because she truly is hurting?

We may never know.

But it’s fun to theorize, isn’t it?

View Slideshow: 11 Stars Who Got Dumped Over the Phone: WE R DONE LOL

Scott Disick Calls Out Kourtney Kardashian on Justin Bieber Fling!

It"s been a few months since the rumor mill began churning out notions that Kourtney Kardashian and Justin Bieber were hooking up, but for the most part, that scuttlebutt has since died all the way down.

While Kourtney denied the rumors and Justin played coy, the reality star"s ex Scott Disick now has something to say about it.

In the preview clip below for Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the family plays a few rounds of Cards Against Humanity during a ski vacation in Vail, Colorado.

It"s Kourt"s turn, and she pulls a card that reads, "Why am I sticky?"

According to the rules of the game, each player must submit a card from their hand with the funniest – or most appropriate – answer to the question.

The submissions included some real zingers, and Kourtney reads them aloud.

"A Fleshlight," she reads from the first card.

"Your weird brother," reveals a second response.

But we think Scott"s contribution kinda took the cake.

"Justin Bieber," Kourtney reads, to which Kendall releases a toe-curling noise we never knew she was capable of.

"I put that one," Scott finally admitted.

Oh, SNAP.

Kourtney remains pretty cool and collected throughout, as she has during the entire Biebergate phase.

But we think the best reaction may have come from Khloe:

When reports of Kourtney and Justin"s "arrangement" first surfaced, Scott was reportedly super pissed.

But it seems now he has a sense of humor about it – and why wouldn"t he? It"s one of the few things that"s keeping him relevant these days.

 

Kim Kardashian: Wrap Your Next Gift With My Butt Cheeks!

Next time you buy a gift for a loved one, show them how much you really care by enveloping the keepsake in a paper shroud of Kim Kardashian"s butt cheeks.

Yes, this is a thing you can actually do now, thanks to the shameless promotion of Kim K. herself.

As owner of the world"s most famous ass, Kim has plastered her cartoon Kimoji butts all over a sheet of high-end paper and is selling the rolls for $ 35 a pop.

Thirty-five dollars? It"d be far cheaper to DIY with a few copies of her Paper magazine shoot and some Elmer"s glue, but that"s just me.

Actually, no. Because who wants to receive any sort of present wrapped in Kim"s ass?

We see that thing all day, err day in all of our internet feeds, whether we want to or not.

But don"t despair, if you prefer the other end of Kim"s bod, you can also purchase a roll of the wrap featuring her cry face.

At this point, pics of Kim"s butt or any other body part is truly just passe and barely worth a glance, because they"re not exactly in short supply.

Recently, the selfie queen took it all off for GQ magazine, and the only one who even seemed to look twice was her husband Kanye West.

Actually, we take that back. Her ex-husband Kris Humphries reportedly described her images in the magazine as "scrumptious," although Gossip Cop refuted that claim.

Ironically, even though Kim"s ample ass has brought her fame and fortune, she now wants to downsize her badonkadonk.

While she"s met her goal of losing all the weight she gained while pregnant with her son Saint West, she says wants to lose 12 more pounds of butt weight to get down to 120.

"My butt and my hips are the last to go, but I"m not stopping!" Kardashian said.

“I want to lose my bum, not all the way but it’s weird how your body changes with different babies," she told fans at London"s Vogue Festival last month.

“I want to get to Kim 2010-11 so I’m really going to focus and get there,” she added.

And when that happens, she can re-brand the wrapping paper as "Vintage Kim" and charge an extra $ 25.

She already sent some to Kylie Jenner, who posted it on Snapchat: