If there was ever a supermodel we’d want to grab a beer with, it would be Chrissy Teigen for sure, because the woman is funny as hell.
The new mom recently took to Instagram to share a hilarious pic from a recent trip to Disneyland.
In it, she clutches her boobs and screams during a log ride descent on Splash Mountain as husband John Legend appears to just be having a good old time.
“MY MILK,” she wrote alongside the photo.
Best. Caption. Ever.
I think we could all agree it’s one of the most epic automated Splash Mountain candids ever, as well. The timing alone is impeccable.
As for why Chrissy was so protective of her mammaries, I’ve never heard that a steep, rapid plunge on a mechanized water ride could cause your breast milk to spray uncontrollably, but she clearly had cause for concern.
Chrissy and John welcomed their first child, Luna Simone, in April, and the model recently shared how she really felt about breastfeeding.
“If you kind of do the math, you’re kind of breastfeeding for 10 hours a day, total,” Teigen explained.
“It’s very loving and sweet, but it’s not easy,” she said.
“It’s hard to work your entire day around getting her the nourishment she needs because they are just little animals.”
“They just use you for your milk and you just feel like you are just a cow all day,” Chrissy added.
On Father’s Day, Chrissy shared a pic of little Luna and included a heartfelt shout out to her husband.
“Happy Father’s Day to the most perfect man Luna and I could ever ask for,” she wrote. “Since the day she was born, you’ve done every bottle with me, woken up with me to keep me company through every night.”
These three sound like the perfect family.
