Kim Kardashian is not afraid to show off her vagina.
That much has been made clear by all the Kim Kardashian nude photos that are out there.
But Kim Kardashian is afraid of doing permanent damage to her vagina.
Those who watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online or on television know why this is the case.
On this past Sunday’s installment of the E! reality series, Kim actually bonded with Scott Disick, talking with Kourtney Kardashian’s annoying baby daddy over… her vagina?
Yes.
During the episode, Kim told Disick that husband Kanye West has asked her about having a third child “every day for, like, the last week.”
It’s no secret that Kanye wants another child.
Why is Kim hesitant to get pregnant again, though?
“I was like, ‘I don’t think I can carry another one,"” Kim told Scott on Sunday, bring up her lady parts:
“I just think, ‘Ugh, I’ll never be the same down there."”
Disick – who has bedroom experience with someone who has had three children – confirmed to his quasi sister-in-law that “100 percent things change” for a woman after she gives birth many times.
“Like, it’s like throwing a hot dog down a hallway?” Kim asked, using an age-old cliche/joke.
We’ll leave it to our readers to figure out what is the hot dog and what is the hallway in this analogy.
Replied Disick:
“I feel like me and Kanye don’t care about that. It’s the fact that, like, something that big has come in and out of there. Things are just different internally.
“There’s just like bumps and curves, you know what I’m saying? It’s just not the same.”
We know, we know: this is the worst conversation you’ve ever been privy to. We’re very sorry.
“It’s like the same house but the furniture is rearranged,” Kim reasoned in regard to what her vagina will look and feel like if she uses it to make a third child.
“Correct! Exactly!” Scott responded.
“The front door is still the same, but inside the couches have been spread apart and mixed and matched like a hurricane hit.”
A hurricane of sperm, that is. Just in case you lost track of the comparison.
Again, we’re very sorry.
Like we said at the outset, however, and as you can see below, it’s not as though Kim Kardashian’s vagina hasn’t been prime celebrity gossip fodder for years now…
