Couple Asks Wedding Guests If They Want to Eat a Child

Look, it’s really difficult to plan a wedding.

We get that.

You have to pick out a dress… and a location… and rings… and flowers… and by the time you get to the invitation, you may very well be sick of the entire thing.

So we understand that some engaged couples may not want to proofread these items. They just want to mail them and be done with it.

But, well, that means the above mistake could possibly be made.

Yes, one boyfriend and girlfriend accidentally (we assume… we hope!) asked their wedding guests if they want beef for dinner; pork for dinner; or a child for dinner.

They would also like to know if this child you want to eat is under 12 years old.

As you might expect, the Internet has quite enjoyed this snafu.

It went viral on Reddit and on Imgur, prompting responses that are funnier than anything we could think of. To wit:

Some couples out there do like to have purposely fun with their invites, of course.

For example, the betrothed twosome behind the card below want to know if you’ll “Enthusiastically Attend,” “Regretfully Decline,” “Regretfully Attend” or “Enthusiastically Decline.”

We love it.

The RSVP request that follows, meanwhile, takes this same concept one step further.

It offers those same four options, along with “Will Decline to Response But Ultimately Attend.”

How many married couples out there right now are nodding along while smiling?

So many brides and grooms have been there.

But no couple in history can top what the following man and woman did with their wedding invitation.

It calls out people who bring a date despite not being told they could… it asks whether you are an ex-boyfriend of the bride… it wonders whether you plan on hooking up with a groomsman.

It’s amazing and perfect and hilarious in every conceivable way.

So the engaged pair who inadvertently inquired about whether guests want to eat a child can take some solace at least.

Perhaps their guests had seen these previous RSVPs and just thought the couple was joking.

Not in any sort of humorous way, granted, but it’s better to be unfunny than lazy, right?

And definitely better to be unfunny than cannibalistic.

Joshua Jackson: Did He Cheat On Diane Kruger?

It’s been over a month since Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger announced their split, and now insiders claim that things were messier than anyone imagined.

Jackson is being accused by Kruger’s friends of messing around on the German-born actress “for years,” according to OK! Magazine.

They also claimed The Affair star “was holding her career back because he was jealous.”

Jackson, 38, is also accused of playing with Kruger’s head “by saying he wanted a family, then forever finding excuses and putting it off.”

Jackson’s friends shot back at the claims, insisting it was Kruger’s fault that things ended, accusing her of “being ruthlessly obsessed with her career at the expense of their romance.”

Last week, People spotted the exes at LAX look not at all bitter.  In fact, they were hugging goodbye before Kruger caught a flight out of Los Angeles.

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They said they would remain friendly and they have,” a source told the publication.

A few days prior to that, they were seen walking down a street in LA together.

Back in December, witnesses at a New York City dive bar claimed that saw Kruger getting a little too cozy with her Sky co-star Norman Reedus.

“They were laughing and having fun and then she just literally got out of her chair and straddled him and we were all like, ‘what the hell,"” one onlooker told the New York Daily News.

 “They were all over each other. She was a lot more aggressive than him.”

Another bar patron noticed that “they were making out on top of each other, holding hands.”

At the time, Jackson was reportedly on a three-week trip around the world, but his dad, Carter told everyone to chill TFO.

“She was having a good time in the Village restaurant,” Carter told Radar Online.

“[Josh] would probably chuckle.”

Or call it quits 7 months later…

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Nick Viall, Andi Dorfman and Kaitlyn Bristowe: What Might Have Been!

Andi Dorfman and Nick Viall on The Bachelorette. 

Kaitlyn Bristowe and Nick on The Bachelorette. 

Oh, what might have been between the Wisconsin native and the two women who dumped him on back-to-back heartbreaking finales.

Incredibly, while he was never the fan favorite going up against Josh Murray (Andi"s season) or Shawn Booth, Nick got the last laugh:

ABC named Nick Viall The Bachelor for Season 21!

If you watch Bachelor in Paradise online, you"ve witnessed him lose another girl to Murray (again) in Amanda Stanton, but more significantly:

Nick may not have won the girl, but he won back (or won for the first time) the support of Bachelor Nation. And he will hand out the roses next.

But what about the two women who missed their shot? 

Nick was head over heels for Andi, then possibly even more so with Kaitlyn. Bristowe supports him now, but is she having buyer"s remorse?

Doubtful. She and Booth seem pretty happy. Andi, though? You gotta wonder about that one, given how hard she hates that d-bag Josh.

Just saying. We"re curious. Anyway, here"s a look back at Nick"s road to The Bachelor and the two cute brunettes who let him get away!

1. Andi Dorfman and Nick Viall Photo

Andi Dorfman and Nick Viall on The Bachelorette. What might have been.

2. Andi and Nick Photo

Andi Dorfman and Nick Viall on The Bachelorette Season 10. He really thought he had this thing in the bag.

3. Nick and Andi

Andi Dorfman and Nick Viall on The Bachelorette. They had a good run.

4. Andi Dorfman and Nick Viall on The Bachelorette

Andi Dorfman and Nick Viall on The Bachelorette Season 10. They had a good thing.

5. Andi Dorfman and Nick Viall

Andi and Nick on The Bachelorette. He got the first impression rose, and nearly won this season.

6. Andi and Nick

Andi and Nick on The Bachelorette. The After the Final Rose special sure got awkward.

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JoJo Fletcher to Jordan Rodgers: GET OUT!

JoJo Fletcher and Jordan Rodgers just can’t seem to get along and it’s putting a huge strain on their relationship. 

The Bachelorette couple have allegedly been arguing for quite some time. 

That said, this is not the first time there have been reports that it’s over for both of them. 

We’ll probably never know exactly what’s going on with the two of them. 

The latest rumblings are that JoJo has thrown Jordan out of their Dallas home. 

“She doesn’t feel comfortable living under the same roof as him anymore,” an insider revealed to Life & Style Magazine.

“JoJo can’t trust Jordan and feels she’s been betrayed. So she told him to take his stuff and get out.”

All of the trust issues allegedly stem from Rodgers having online profiles on dating websites and JoJo thinks he’s cheating on her. 

The crazy thing about all of this is that the cameras are following them both right now. 

They’re still riding out a hot streak of publicity from The Bachelorette, so it seems a bit silly to say that there are cheating allegations. 

It’s becoming as clear as day that the two of them could be together as a business arrangement. 

They both know how much money is involved in them staying together. 

Splitting up would throw a wrench in their plan to milk The Bachelor gravy train to maximize their earnings. 

The chances of them actually being apart are pretty slim. 

It was only a day ago that Fletcher took to Instagram to wish Rodgers a happy birthday. 

“Morning hike with this one ❤️ Happy Birthday my love! Can’t wait to celebrate many many more with you @jrodgers11. #monkeyface #alreadysore,” she captioned. 

What do you think about all of this?

Is there any truth to the claims?

Hit the comments below!

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