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Saturday, October 15, 2016
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Halloween is right around the corner and we’re giving you some celeb stencils to help you pimp your pumpkin! Check out all of our star-studded previews in the gallery and use the blue links to download and print out an easy-to-use PDF template to…
Lamar Odom Overdose Brothel Owner: Kardashians HEXED Me!
Dennis Hof is absolutely adamant that the Kardashian family hexed him as a result of owning the brothel that nearly killed their bizarrely beloved loser, Lamar Odom.
Hof reported to TMZ that his house – a 2 million dollar rustic mansion in Reno, Nevada – burned almost entirely to the ground when an out-of-control “controlled burn” went …
Well, obviously way out of control.
It’s a funny thing, his idea that the Kardashians hexed him, truly.
But here’s the rub, though – Hof’s house burned to ashes on the one-year anniversary of Lamar Odom’s overdose, leading Hof to believe that the Kardashians cursed him.
Dennis told TMZ that this time next year, he planned to be on a remote island.
We don’t know if he’s kidding or not, but after this kind of scare … we can’t say we’d blame him.
Honestly, would you?
As of late, the still-alive-for-whatever-reason Lamar isn’t doing so well.
One of the prostitutes – Monroe by name – formerly employed at Hof’s Bunny Ranch revealed details about Odom’s overdose, and they weren’t pretty.
In fact, they went far beyond embarrassing and sad.
The sex worker revealed, “No sex occurred while Lamar was at the Love Ranch.”
“I took the opportunity to strip him naked and gave him a full body massage.”
“I was determined to have my way with his ample-sized penis,” she continued.
“But he just couldn’t get it up.”
With all the drugs in his system, that’s hardly surprising.
The prostitute continued that all he wanted to do was drug and drug and “eat KFC,” and that the only connection they made was an emotional one or … whatever.
“Lamar and I made a connection because we both were a little lonely due to recent losses in her lives,” she said.
“I’d lost my boyfriend of eight years to a shooting, and he was distraught over his estranged wife, Khloe Kardashian.”
Well, girl, you’ll always have KFC.
As for the Kardashians hexing Hof’s home … we honestly wouldn’t be too surprised.
We know how the K-Klan loves them some New Orleans, and what better place to learn the fine arts of Voodoo and Hoodoo?
Lindsay Lohan: Screw YOURSELF, Trump!
Lindsay Lohan isn’t taking Donald Trump’s perverted sexposé’s lying down.
As previously reported, Trump said that he wished he could have banged Lohan during her more destructive days.
If that doesn’t set your teeth – and your private parts – on edge, maybe you need another cup of coffee, or a good slap upside the head.
In a statement via her rep, Lohan said, “Right now, Lindsay is choosing to focus on the positive things happening in her life.”
“[She’s] decided to disregard the comments made about her by presidential nominee Donald Trump.”
“[Lindsay] is focused on helping children around the world in need, and that’s where her passion is.”
Good to know that her passion doesn’t reside within hooking up with “political figures.”
… If we can even call this scum by that term.
Also, hold up: Lindsay Lohan has a rep?
About Lohan, Trump previously said, “She’s probably deeply troubled.”
“And therefore, great in bed,” he reasoned. “How come the deeply troubled women – you know, deeply, deeply troubled – they’re always the best in bed?”
Though he slammed her freckles, and said that he just wasn’t that into them, it’s better than what he recently had to say about Khloe Kardashian – who he called an ugly “piglet.”
Even former costar, Jamie Lee Curtis hopped to Lohan’s defense.
She blasted the presidential nominee (gag, cough, choke, death) on Instagram and said, “I am appalled.”
“Lindsay needed help and guidance,” she blasted.
“Not your gross, lecherous, lewd commentary. You are the Republican nominee for the presidency,” she concluded.
She also took her venting to Twitter, and simply said, “How dare you.”
How dare he indeed – but he did, and things aren’t seeming to go very well for the freak show that we’re calling a presidential nominee.
As of today, there are over 12 women that Donald has allegedly harassed, either physically or verbally, and doesn’t that say enough?
It should, if you’re paying attention, and at this point in the game, there’s no excuse for anybody’s attention to be directed elsewhere when it comes to this man and his bid for the presidency.
Disgusting.
We’d say “he should be ashamed of himself,” but we have a feeling that he doesn’t even know what that term means.
(“Shame,” not “himself” – he apparently thinks he’s the only one in the universe that matters.)
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