Newly hitched couple, Shia LaBeouf and Mia Goth, took their bulldog out for some family fun this weekend. Shia and Mia were spotted at a dog park in L.A. with their boy, Brando … just days after their quickie Vegas marriage. Shia’s wedding band…
Sunday, October 16, 2016
Khloe Kardashian: I"m O.J. Simpson"s Daughter!
Well, this is an interesting turn of events …
You know all those rumors about how Robert Kardashian isn’t Khloe Kardashian’s biological father?
Sure you do — and if you don’t, then where have you been for the past ten years?
Ever since this family first shoved themselves into the spotlight, people have had something to say about Khloe’s paternity.
And when you look at Khloe alongside her older sisters, it’s actually pretty easy to see why.
Khloe’s much taller — she’s 5’10” to Kim’s 5’3″ and Kourtney’s 5’0″ — and her hair is naturally much lighter.
Kim, Kourtney, and even Rob have a very similar look, and there’s something about Khloe that’s just undeniably different.
And the family even acknowledges the big differences in Khloe’s appearance compared to her siblings: in an early episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe even had a test done to prove that she wasn’t adopted.
The obvious issue with that is that no one ever thought that Khloe was adopted, they just thought that Kris may have fibbed a bit about who impregnated her, but sure, we’ll give them props for kind of bringing up the issue.
Over the years, there have been a few popular theories about who Khloe’s “real” father might be.
One potential father is Todd Waterman, an animator who Kris was said to have had an affair with both when she was married to Robert and when she was married to Bruce.
Another is hairstylist Alex Roldan. This one actually kind of makes sense, because there is an odd resemblance between the two, right?
But the most popular, most ludicrous rumor about Khloe’s true parentage?
That none other than O.J. Simpson is her true biological father.
Kris Jenner and Robert Kardashian were close friends with O.J. and his slain wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and Robert famously defended O.J. in his murder trial.
It’s pretty damn scandalous to think that Kris and O.J. could have had a sordid affair that produced a love child in the form of Khloe, but it’s also pretty ridiculous.
… Or is it?
Khloe shared this photo on Instagram:
In the comments, someone told her “I don’t know why but you look white in this picture.”
It’s a weird comment, because if Kris and Robert are Khloe’s parents, then she is white.
Khloe must have noticed the odd little statement too, because she replied with “I don’t know … Some days I’m OJ’s daughter. Others I’m Robert’s daughter.’
Right, and some days we’re completely amazed at Khloe’s ability to get herself in the news with a dumb joke in an Instagram comments section.
Khloe, call us when you do a DNA test that can actually prove or disprove these rumors. Until then, don’t tease.
John Legend: Shoot-Out at Kim Kardashian Robbery?
John Legend, long-time family friend of the Kardashians, recently opened up about Kim’s Paris robbery to XM Radio’s Sway in the Morning, and truth be told, he brought the realness in a big way.
About the heist, Legend said, “People were criticizing, you know, security, this and that.”
“But five people with guns come up?” he asked.
“I don’t care if you’ve got two or three security people, they got to back up,” he proclaimed.
“You don’t want to get in a gun fight.”
“You’ve got five armed guys coming; there’s not really much you can do to stop that,” he admitted.
“Just give them what they want and escape with your life, you know?”
“[There was no way to prepare for Kim’s] one-in-a-billion situation,” he concluded.
However, it would appear that he took a shot at Kardashian and her social media ways, using them as a cautionary tale.
“[You] have to be careful about [Snapchatting] and things like that,” he said.
“Because people know exactly where you are.”
Despite Kim’s TMI social practices, Legend maintained his Kardashian defense.
“You just can’t go through life in fear all the time,” he said.
“And we try not to.”
Kim has since emerged in public for the first time after the robbery – over two weeks later – looking very demure and very down, and honestly, who can blame her?
Though rumors swirled that the robbery didn’t happen, or that Kanye West himself staged the robbery, Kardashian sued the publication fabricating the rumors.
Kardashian seems to be on the mend, however.
Not only did Keeping Up With the Kardashians celebrate nine years of putting us through hell, it was reported that production on the reality show resumed as normal, after being suspended shortly after the hold-up.
Though many thought the show would be cancelled after the drama, that same many apparently forgot that the Kardashians thrive on drama to continue their brand.
Of course they wouldn’t toss nine years’ worth of work in the trash.
John Legend is absolutely right, though – you don’t bring a Kardashian … or anything else for that matter … to a gun fight.
And also, Kim really needs to exercise a whole lot more discretion with her personal life than she has in the past.
For her sake, but also for ours.
Lindsay Lohan -- Hey, It"s MY Club ... "Everyone Shut the F*** Up!" (VIDEO)
Lindsay Lohan’s finding out having your name above the door of a nightclub, doesn’t mean everyone inside will show you respect … no matter how much you ssshhh ‘em and cuss at ‘em. LiLo jumped into the DJ booth during Saturday night’s opening of…
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