Tuesday, November 1, 2016

Kailyn Lowry: Javi Marroquin Was a BIG Mistake!

Kailyn Lowry isn’t exactly the pinnacle of stable … and when you combine her antics with Teen Mom, you have a veritable Sharknado of fuss and circumstance. 


As her book, Hustle and Heart, is nearly ready for release, we’re getting all sorts of juicy tidbits and online drama, because what else would you expect? 



She began one of her latest Twitter tirades talking about – what else? – relationships. 


Kailyn said, “People don’t value relationships anymore.”


“Everyone wants instant gratification & are constantly looking for the next best thing,” she continued. 


“It’s a revolving door of people because as soon as there is one issue someone wants out of the entire relationship,” she explained, which makes us wonder if it’s she – or Javi – who is the one who has successions of people lining up to date one of the two.


Somehow, we’re doubting this. 



When she was criticized for her own decision to leave her marriage to Marroquin, Kailyn fired back with heavy ammunition, passive-aggressively putting the blame on Javi’s behavior. 


“I walked away from something that was toxic,” she retorted.


“A bad example for my children. There is a difference.”


Sure, but when you just might be the toxic one, it’s high time to do some serious soul-searching to see if you, yourself, are the best example for your children. 


She wasn’t done there, though. 



“Sure,” she tweeted, “I’ve made mistakes in my relationships. But I know when things can be fixed & healthy. What I walked away from couldn’t be.” 


From there, the crazy spun out of control, as it normally does when Lowry embarks on her manic Twitter episodes. 


“Sometimes it’s better to love for a distance,” she continued. 


“Guess I need to be a little more girly.” 


“Never wanted to be the person who gives more than she gets,” Kailyn admitted. 



Yesterday, Kailyn was “trying not to worry about things” that she can’t control. 


What’s next, bathroom updates? 


Poop photos? 


She concluded, “You can tell me 100 times, or show me once.” 


How about just not, you know, showing us at all? 


Nobody cares about your book, Kailyn. 


Nobody cares about your estranged relationship with Javi Marroquin. 


Just go back to being your regular ol’ Teen Mom crazy mode, and let the fans and the haters do the work. 


All right?



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DeAndre Jordan -- Sevyn Streeter Should Diss The 76ers ... No Redo Of National Anthem (VIDEO)

DeAndre Jordan says R&B singer Sevyn Streeter should diss the 76ers the same way they dissed her … and REJECT their offer of a do-over-make-good performance of the national anthem. You know the story … the Sixers put the kibosh on…


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DeAndre Jordan -- Sevyn Streeter Should Diss The 76ers ... No Redo Of National Anthem (VIDEO)

DeAndre Jordan says R&B singer Sevyn Streeter should diss the 76ers the same way they dissed her … and REJECT their offer of a do-over-make-good performance of the national anthem. You know the story … the Sixers put the kibosh on…


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Man Dresses as Insanely Long CVS Receipt, Wins Halloween

There are few mysteries in life as confounding as this one:


Why does CVS issue ridiculously long receipts for every single purchase? Especially after claiming back in 2013 that it would stop doing so?


We now have an answer:


It has all been a build-up so that a man named Jeremy Schneider could dress as a 12-foot long CVS receipt for Halloween and win the holiday forever.



As you can see in the video above, however, Jeremy does more than merely dress up as a CVS receipt.


He enters an actual CVS location and gets handed an actual receipt by an employee there.


An employee who can’t help but crack up over what she sees in front of her, of course.


And, yes, the receipt is as hilariously and pointlessly long as always.


Here is a photo of Schneider earning the 2016 Halloween Champion crown. A job very well done by him, we must say.



The previous contender for this honor was a 10-year old boy who went to school late last week dressed as Donald Trump’s hair.


Yes, just his hair. Complete with a giant Make America Great Again baseball cap on top of this amazing creation:



On the flip side, the person who came in last place for Best Halloween Costume of 2016 also came in first place for Most Disgraceful and Racist Halloween Costume of 2016.


Congratulations? We guess?


We refer, of course, to the person who attended a University of Wisconsin football game dressed as Donald Trump, carrying a noose that he placed around the neck of a friend in a Barack Obama mask.


We’re not kidding.


This really happened:



Thank goodness there are enough celebrities out there who donned enough fun and zany costumes this year to distract us from such political nonsense.


Check out the best celebrity Halloween costumes from this year below:



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