Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley SLAM Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump at CMAs!

Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley absolutely destroyed both presidential candidates on last night’s 2016 Country Music Awards … and wow, was it brutal. 

They opened their hosting monologue and said, “The race is on and its on every channel, it’s making my head spin.”

Carrie Underwood and Brad Paisley Destroy Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump

“We’re so sick of politics, we don’t even care who wins.”

“Won’t it be refreshing, instead of the election, to watch us all singing up here?” they asked.

“Can you believe a bunch of hillbilly singers been doing this for 50 years?”

We could say the same about the shameful presidential election …

… But most of those folks can’t sing, and this BS has been going on for a lot longer than 50 years, which is the CMAs running tally, and wholly more impressive than this year’s election. 

Carrie continued, and announced the winner of the Entertainer of the Year, while Brad rallied behind her shouted “Lies! Crooked Carrie!” imitating Trump’s continued assault on Hillary Clinton. 

He interrupted her, and said, “I love all of you [nominees], but hashtag, ‘I’m with Carrie,’ ” referencing Clinton’s campaign slogan.  

He wasn’t done there, though. 

“What I think doesn’t really matter [though], because this show is rigged,” he said. 

“Bigly.”  

LOL. 

When asked if Paisley would accept the evening’s results, Brad quipped, “Yes, if I win.”  

Side note: Paisley wasn’t even nominated for anything, unlike Trump, who, sadly forever and ever, was.

Paisley then called Carrie a “nasty woman,” and said that he would not, in fact, accept the awards show’s results.  

The gift basket? 

It was called a “bag of deplorables,” of course, which included beer goggles and all things camouflage, as well as orange soda (?). 

All in all the segment was pretty entertaining … and to be honest, we’re pretty surprised that there was more Trump-mocking than there was Hillary-bashing, considering the country demographic, which historically leans toward a more conservative candidate. 

Not that Trump is conservative in any way, shape, or form … and that’s probably why he just doesn’t resonate with anybody but the crazies. 

It’s definitely Los Angeles in the deep south right now, because we’re still not in Kansas after all, friends. 

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Hey Cubbies … still super hungover from last night’s champagne-fueled World Series rager?? Anthony Bordain’s got a delicious cure — and the key is marijuana. 

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Anna Duggar: Leaving Josh Duggar Due to Inability to Get Pregnant?

As you probably already know, the two main motivating forces behind just about everything the Duggars do in life are their religious beliefs and their ceaseless procreation.

Those two aspects of the Duggar experience are inextricably intertwined, as Jim Bob and Michelle raised their kids to adhere to the tenets of the much-maligned “quiverfull” movement, which teaches its proponents that God demands that reproduce as much as possible.

So perhaps it should come as no surprise that today’s crop of rumors claiming Anna Duggar is divorcing Josh Duggar have been linked to the couple’s reported inability to have more children.

You might think that Anna would’ve already had plenty of reason to end her marriage, what with the barrage of Josh Duggar sex scandals that emerged last year.

But it seems she was able to forgive his various infidelities and unpunished sex crimes.

However, new reports claim that what she can’t forgive is his infertility.

You see, shortly after Josh was released from rehab after six months of in-patient treatment for addictions to sex and pornography, he and Anna immediately reconciled.

She’d even visited him several times in his final weeks of treatment, each time being flown to the facility in rural Illinois by John David Duggar, an amateur pilot.

It was around this time that rumors of Anna getting pregnant with her fifth child began to surface.

It might seem insane to have a child with a man who was recently exposed as a child molester (and it absolutely is), but according to the Duggar mindset, a new baby is a sign that you’re doing God’s work, as well as a sort of squirming, pooping thumbs up from the Big Man himself.

Sources close to the family now say Anna is upset that she hasn’t been able to get pregnant in the months since her reconciliation with Josh, and she’s taking the situation as a sign that the universe doesn’t approve of her marriage.

Again, it’s a crazy divorce someone, especially in this case, where Anna has so many legitimate reasons to split.

But in the context of the Duggars belief system, it’s not a far-fetched explanation for why Anna might finally be calling it quits on her trainwreck of a marriage.

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Besides, who cares why she’s leaving Josh?

As long as she’s finally kicking his ass to the curb, we’re satisfied.

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Rob Kardashian to Pilot Jones: Don"t You Dare Put Me in Jail!

Rob Kardashian is still at the center of a police investigation that stemmed from threats made against Blac Chyna’s allegedly real baby daddy, but it sounds like he’s offering an olive branch to keep the peace. 

Radar Online reported that Rob’s very worried about serving jail time, especially with Chyna’s due date looming so closely. 

“Because Rob was recently charged with battery and petty theft for an altercation that he got into with a photographer last year, he knows that this threat could potentially send him to jail,” the source said.

So what did Rob do?

Well, it sounds like he basically ate it for the sake of saving face.

“[Rob] sucked it up and called Pilot to tell him that he was sorry and that he would never actually hurt him,” the insider revealed.

“Rob is really scared right now and he wishes this would all go away.”

Yeah, we can imagine. 

Being investigated for terroristic threats against a person is never cool, and it usually doesn’t pan out well. 

Previously, it was reported that Rob didn’t just threaten Jones, he railed against him with racial and homophobic undertones in his accusations. 

He said, “And u fa—t ass bitch this is ROB and u did the most DISRESPECTFUL s**t ever by releasing pics and a story to a pregnant Woman who is 17 days from having a baby!”

“This is my Wife,” Rob continued – though the two aren’t even married yet – “and you about to get your ass beat by every Mexican in LA including me.”

Except we’re pretty sure Rob is not of Mexican ethnicity, right? 

“U f–ked with the wrong Woman and the wrong dude,” he continued.

“I hope you religious cuz after I beat your ass with about 30 Mexicans u better hope God lets u into heaven.”

“Its a wrap for u and after we beat your ass we will all be good and never contact Chyna … u pu–y ass n—a,” Rob blasted.

“Don’t ever come for me and my wife ever U corny ass n—a.” 

Well. 

That happened, and we’re not quite sure “sorry” is going to cover it, to be frank. 

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