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Tuesday, February 28, 2017
Ariel Winter Flaunts Boobs in See-Through Top, Instagram Rejoices
If you follow Ariel Winter on Instagram, then you’re probably not baffled by the fact that a teenage sitcom actress has an astonishing 3 million followers.
There are a few simple reasons for this.
Chief among them is the fact that Ariel has giant boobs and and seems to enjoy putting them on display.
Boobs, as you may know, are the one thing (two things?) the Internet loves more than cats and the Cash Me Ousside Girl, so Ariel really hit the SEO lottery at birth.
Fortunately for her fans, she’s well aware of this and takes full advantage of her good fortune on a regular basis.
The photo above is a still from a GIF that Ariel posted over the weekend, and we’re pretty sure it holds the power holds the power to make you forget about everything from your Trump-induced malaise to that dumb Oscar envelope mix-up that everyone can’t stop talking about.
At least for about 2.5 seconds, anyway:
Not surprisingly, the post generated a good deal of praise and more than a few marriage proposals.
“Damn you are fine!” commented one user.
“She is America’s prettiest lady,” wrote a fan, who we’re assuming conducted exhaustive research on the subject.
There was the occasional hater in the mix, but that’s pretty much the case with all things on the Internet, always.
Ariel’s only 19, but she’s been in the business for nearly a decade.
We’re sure she’s learned how to brush the dirt off her shoulders with panache.
To our minf exciting news here is that Ariel is harnessing the power of the animated .GIF, which is a platform that’s brought cleavage selfies to new heights of creative expression.
With .GIFs, boobs come to life like framed photos in Hogwarts.
But despite our unfortunate choice of simile, we’d like to take this opportunity to discourage Ariel from posting more sexy Harry Potter cosplay pics.
We’re usually in favor of cleavage in all its forms, but it’s weird enough that a woman who rose to fame playing a geeky middle-schooler on Modern Family is now rivaling Kate Upton for the title of Internet’s Favorite Boobs.
Throw Harry Potter in the mix on top of it, and it’s all just too confusing.
We might have start sending Ariel our therapy bills.
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Mariah Carey and Bryan Tanaka KISS in PDA-Filled Picture
Mariah Carey and Bryan Tanaka are still going strong… at least according to the singer’s latest Instagram post.
The 46-year-old singer uploaded a photo of herself and her cute boy to the social media site on Tuesday.
It’s clear the pair are not concerned with PDA.
Have a look at the picture below.
There’s no denying that they make a great couple, but the picture is not the issue here.
“No one knows what it means, but it’s provocative … it gets the people going!”
Mariah seems to think people will be so excited over the “provocative” picture, but it’s pretty much the norm these days that couples would take to social media to show off their love.
It’s sickening to some, but that’s what happens.
The very notion that Mariah thinks the picture will have her fans clamoring for more is pretty ludicrous.
Hey, she’s got to find a way to put the New Year’s Eve fiasco behind her, but this is not the right way to go about it.
If you watch Mariah’s World online, the chances are that you already got to lay eyes on the couple getting up close and personal, so this is nothing new.
Mariah started dating Tanaka in late 2016 after her engagement to James Packer came to a grinding halt.
Packer’s appearances in the E! reality series were heavily edited, so we never got to see much of their relationship play out.
It was all about Mariah and Bryan. To be fair, they did make for great TV, and the show successfully showed the singing sensation in a new light.
It’s just a shame that Mariah’s problematic New Year’s Eve performance is going to hang over her career like a dark cloud for some time.
Mariah’s performance was marred by technical difficulties, which found the star claiming that she was set up.
Celebrities got involved, with the likes of Jenny McCarthy pointing out that Mariah’s voice is not what it once was and that’s part of the reason why she never sang without the backing track.
Either way, we’re sure Mariah can take solace knowing she has Bryan Tanaka to kiss all over Instagram to show off how AMAZING her life is.
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