Tuesday, May 9, 2017

Danielle Bregoli vs. David Spade: Unexpected Feud Alert!

You may not recognize the name Danielle Bregoli, but you’re almost certainly familiar with her antics.


Better known as the Cash Me Ousside Girl, Bregoli became an Internet sensation by bullying her mother and calling a group of women “hoes” on The Dr. Phil Show.


Because we live in the darkest timeline, Bregoli will soon star in a reality show, and these days, she seems to spend most of her time  hob-nobbing at LA hotspots.



Of course, you can only spend so much time getting your hobnob on in SoCal before you cross paths with former Farley foil and unexpected ladies man David Spade.


Spade and Bregoli crossed paths at Catch in Los Angeles recently, and the comic documented the iconic moment on his Instagram page.


He captioned the above pic:


“How bow dis. (@bhadbhabie is slightly underwhelmed to meet me). Unfortunately she stopped being famous 5 minutes before this was taken.”


Not the most original burn, but a fair acknowledgment of the fact that Bregoli has been in her 16th minute for quite some time now.



Of course, Bregoli didn’t get to where she is by shying away from beef, so she clapped back, as the kids say, with a surprisingly competent return burn:


“No lie, I thought dis guy was the waiter,” Bregoli commented on the pic.


Not exactly Don Rickles (rest in peace, you evil genius), but pretty impressive for a 14-year-old to hold her own with a professional comedian who’s been insulting people for a living since her parents were in high school.


In fact, some are declaring Bregoli the victor in this unexpected and oddly depressing war or words.


We’re not sure if we’d go that far, but Spade had to know he was in for a lose-lose situation from the moment he smack-talked a teenage girl on social media.



He’s suffering the dual embarrassment of having been roasted at the hands of a high school freshman and having helped Bregoli cling to relevancy for another day.


And we thought Joe Dirt 2 was the lowest he could sink.


Hopefully, this story is at an end, but we’ll have all the sad details for you if there are any further developments.



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Simone Biles to Dancing with the Stars Judges: Don"t Tell Me to Smile!

It’s official:


Simone Biles isn’t just a world champion gymnast.


She’s also a world champion comeback generator.



On Dancing with the Stars last night, Biles advanced to this season’s semifinals on the heels of a solid Foxtrot and a strong Paso doble.


But the former Olympian didn’t totally win over the judges with these routines, as Carrie Ann Inaba took Biles to task less for her dancing skills and more for her lack of emotion.


“Your skills are unquestionable,” Inaba said, prior to getting into the crux of her critique:


“You hit every line with precision and perfection. But once again, I’m going to come back to performance and authenticity about who you are when you perform…


“You have this beautiful smile and you are a megastar with your energy, but once in a while, there’s beauty without a smile.


“There’s beauty in pain and all of the other emotions, and I’d like to see more of that.” 



Julianne Hough agreed with her fellow panelist.


“I don’t know if the smile is authentic because you want to smile, or if it’s just because you rehearsed it that way,” she told Biles.


“I really just want to see some rawness come out.”


This is, of course, completely ridiculous. And also a bit sexist.


Can you imagine any judge telling a male contestant to smile more naturally?


Fortunately, Biles had the perfect response to this odd and unfair criticism.


“I’ve lived in a gym 14 years of my life, so it’s hard to show something I’ve never felt before,” she said at first, offering up a valid excuse for why she isn’t a natural on the dance floor.


But after remaining stoic upon hearing positive reviews after her second performance, and then being asked by Tom Bergeron why she still wasn’t smiling, Biles responded:


Smiling doesn’t win you gold medals.


BAM!


And Biles would know.


This amazing comeback earned the athlete quite a bit of praise and admiration across social media.






And then there was this:






Following the episode, Biles and her partner Sasha Farber spoke with Entertainment Tonight about the struggle she’s had to connect with the judges this season.


“I feel like everyone has their own opinion, clearly, and I feel it’s just how you take it,” Biles said, adding:


“I feel like I am trying, I am being honest, but if they don’t see that, I don’t know what more I can do.”


An intense competitor, Biles is accustomed to simply getting the job done; not concerning herself with what sort of emotions are displayed on her face.


“You don’t know which wild card of sexy or of happy they want to bring, and you almost have to read their minds and find it,” she told ET last night, concluding that she nearly broke down on live television.


“I had tears in my eyes. I almost ran to the bathroom at one point, but I pulled it together.”



You go, Simone Biles!


If we have it our way, this impressive young woman will win the entire thing this season…


… and then accept the Mirrorball Trophy without even the faintest hint of a smile.


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