Friday, January 5, 2018

Lala Kent Gives Dating Advice: I"d Rather Be a Bitch Than Dumb!

It’s only been a few days since Vanderpump Rules star Lala Kent went public with her married boyfriend, and now she’s offering some dating advice like some sort of relationship expert.


Now, anyone can give advice — you don’t need a degree to have common sense or to tell someone that their boyfriend crossed a line.


But in Lala Kent’s case, the advice that she’s dishing out is … controversial.



So, Lala Kent doesn’t limit her good deeds to stripping down to fight SeaWorld and other aquatic circuses. She also gives out relationship advice.


Taking to Instagram Live, Lala Kent revealed a “f–king crazy” direct message that she’d received from a fan who wanted her input.


“This girl was talking about this guy that she’s pretty into, she’s been seeing him for a while.”


And the girl has a specific reason for talking to Lala for advice.


“There’s quite an age gap, it’s kind of like me and my man, she’s my age, maybe a little older…he’s like in his later 40s.”


Randall Emmett is 46. Lala will turn 28 this year. 



“And they’ve never been official but he was like really cute at the beginning and then he falls off the earth.”


Uh-oh. That’s not a great sign.


“He’s like inconsistent, which as women I think is f–ked up, like don’t be inconsistent.”


It might mean that he’s unsure about this relationship. It might mean that he’s lying to this girl — and maybe to someone else in his life.


Or he might be just using this girl to feel young, and then running off when it starts to feel too much like a relationship.


Whatever the cause, Lala doesn’t like it any more than we do.


“If you’re gonna be inconsistent, women we need to give them the boot, it’s not OK.”



Lala goes on to explain that the girl went to dinner with this older man and that man’s friend before the New Year.


The girl had a few drinks at the bar because she was nervous.


“So she gets a little too drunk at the bar she says, they get into a cab and she starts to take her clothes off in the cab.”


The girl was making certain that the driver couldn’t see her as she did this.


It did not go over well.


“She started taking her pants off and he started reprimanding her and getting upset and made her feel really stupid.”



Our first thought is that this girl, who’s clearly feeling insecure in this relationship enough that she’s anxious before dinner and then wants reassurance that this older man finds her sexy, should dump his ass.


Lala Kent, we’re happy to say, feels the same way.


“I’ll tell you how I would react, first of all my p–sy is no longer yours to have fun with, you’re a f–king asshole.”


That’s good advice.


Here comes the controversy:



“You make me feel dumb, I’m not about that life; you can call me a homewrecker, you can call me a bitch, you can call me whatever you want, when you make me feel dumb, I’m wiping my hands clean.”


To be clear, if a guy’s calling a girl names in a way that she’s not okay with, that’s not any more okay than ridiculing a girl as “stupid.”


What this girl was doing sounds desperate, which suggests to us that this guy is standoffish and cold — maybe even more like this in front of his friend.


That’s no good for a relationship, folks.


If a guy isn’t friendly or is only friendly sometimes, that means that he has his own emotional issues, and it’s not your job to crack through the ice. Move on to a guy who can show you how much he appreciates you.


And if a guy makes you feel dumb — or calls you ugly names or otherwise demeans you outside of consensual bedroom roleplay — dump his ass at the curb. It’s 2018 and awful guys don’t deserve great girlfriends.



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Farrah Abraham Launches Weird New Porn Venture, Surprises No One

Farrah Abraham may have risen to fame as a member of the Teen Mom OG cast, but in recent years, she’s become well-known to a group that falls outside of the show’s target demographic.


We’re talking, of course, about dudes who really like porn.



Yes, as much as Farrah loves to point out the difference between sex tapes and porn, at this point there’s no denying it:


Farrah Abraham is a porn star, and it looks more and more as though she prioritizes sex work over reality TV stardom.


Even when it looked as though Farrah might be fired by MTV due to her decision to make some extra cash by charging people to watch her masturbate via webcam, she stuck to her guns.


Or her vibrators, as the case may be.


Of course, this is far from the first weird, sex-related business venture that Farrah has been involved with.


In the past, Farrah has sold plastic molds of her vagina, penned a number of erotic novels, and raked in thousands charging top dollar to perform at high-end strip clubs.



And it doesn’t seem that Ms. Abraham is at all eager to retire from the sex industry.


In fact, she just launched yet another weird side-project that’s should add more heft to her already fat pockets.


According to The Ashley’s Reality Roundup, Farrah has teamed up with adult film site ManyVids to hock clips geared toward foot fetishists.


Somewhat confusingly, Farrah has titled her first video “Thank you for buying! My Feet Are For You.” 


Yes, Farrah is working under the assumption that you’ve already shelled out.


It’s like a “thank you for not smoking” sign, but rather than refraining from lighting up, the presumption is that you’ll crank it to Farrah’s oily feet.


Naturally, the description of the clip is equally entertaining:



“Watch as I oil up my pretty feet and toes for you. I remove my sexy gold heels and start playing with my feet. It feels so good. Do you like my perfect soles,” Farrah writes.


The video reportedly features Farrah massaging her feet with her own brand of–sigh–“backdoor lube.”


If feet aren’t your thing, Farrah also offers a package for lip enthusiasts.


It’s not clear what exactly the video entails, but who wouldn’t pay to hear the sultry words whispered by the same lips that have uttered all that semi-coherent “Farrah speak” over the years?


The answer, of course, is “everyone.”


In the immortal words of Sweet Brown, “Ain’t nobody got time for that.”


Watch Teen Mom: OG online for more of the ridiculousness that is Farrah.



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