We have an update on the never-ending, somewhat-hilarious-but-also-very-sad saga that continues to take place between Joseline Hernandez and Stevie J.
As has already been established, Hernandez is pregnant with Stevie’s baby.
There had been some (that is, A LOT) of controversy over whether Stevie was the one who fertilized Joseline’s egg with his sperm, but a recent DNA test has confirmed that the impending baby is, indeed, his.
But the question of just who will raise this poor child remains.
Earlier this month, Stevie J said on social media that he would consider “getting back together” with his fiery ex.
But he then filed legal documents that alleged Hernandez is basically a whack job. Like, for real.
Stevie wrote to a judge and outlined how Joseline had recently attacked him and how she made him fear both for his life… and the life of his unborn child.
In response to this supposed incidents, Stevie asked a judge to order psychological evaluation for his baby mama, along with anger management counseling.
As it turns out, Hernandez DID actually attack Stevie J at his home a few weeks ago, reportedly because she thought he was hooking up with another woman.
But Stevie has also claimed that Joseline is a drug addict who continued to snort cocaine while pregnant – and Hernandez has now responded to this accusation with proof that Stevie is lying.
Just this week, according to TMZ, Hernandez filed her own set of documents with the court, attaching three drug test results that showed she tested negative for various substances, including cocaine, amphetamines and weed.
Moreover, Joseline included a note from her healthcare provider that stated she is enjoying a healthy pregnancy (one she keeps photographic tabs on for public consumption often, as you can see above and below).
So… case closed, right?
Joseline is not taking drugs and her baby is in good health and she and Stevie will reconcile and maybe even raise this child in a happy, calm household?
Not quite.
In her legal papers, Joseline says she voluntarily submitted to the drug tests, adding that Stevie’s allegation that she has abused drugs throughout the past few months is a disgusting ploy meant to embarrass her.
She then took a dig at her ex-lover by saying in official papers that Stevie’s $ 5,000 check for her medical costs bounced.
(NOTE: This might explain why Stevie has agreed to star in a reality series titled Leave It to Stevie. Is the dude hard up for cash?)
(SECOND NOTE: You should go watch Leave It to Stevie online. It’s hilarious.)
Stevie, meanwhile, is not exactly accepting Joseline’s results or claims of sobriety.
He calls total BS on these tests because they were not conducted by a medical processional.
So, with a baby set to be born in just three weeks, things are as terrible as ever between her parents.
We often joke about Stevie and Joseline for obvious reasons.
But this isn’t funny. They are about to be parents.
Step it up, guys. Get over yourselves. There’s a young life about to be at stake.