Wednesday, February 1, 2017

Khloe Kardashian to Tristan Thompson: Why Won"t You F-ck Me?!?

Khloe Kardashian really wants a baby.


Like, she really, really, REALLY wants a baby, based on one recent report at least.


But while Radar Online says Khloe is going “baby crazy” as a result of all the kids in her extended family running around all the time, a new source says there’s a problem with Kardashian’s grand plan.


And that problem is this: her boyfriend won’t bang her!



Indeed, while Khloe and Tristan Thompson appear to be going very strong in public, an insider tells OK! Weekly that they continue to disagree on something behind closed doors.


Behind literal closed doors, we mean.


This source tells the tabloid that Thompson is “worried that having too much sex will affect his performance on the court.”


As a result, he won’t give it to Khloe as often as she would like him to, choosing instead to save his energy for potential put-back dunks after a LeBron James miss.


It’s been an ongoing debate for years regarding whether or not having sex the night before a major sporting event actually has a negative effect on one’s performance.


And it’s now clear where Thompson and his teammates stand on this topic.


“The Cavaliers are top of their conference and the playoffs are looming. A lot of the guys have made a pact to sweat off sex to make sure they’re in peak physical condition – including Tristan,” says the source.



Here’s the thing, however:


First, the playoffs are not looming. We haven’t even reached the All-Star break yet.


Secondly, the Cavaliers are struggling mightily these days. They have six losses in their last 10 games. They just went down to the lowly Dallas Mavericks.


If Thompson and his colleagues really have been taking this no-sex stance, perhaps they ought to change their ways and treat their women to a few nights of passion here and there.


Things couldn’t get much worse for the team at this point anyway.


“Khloe is furious,” the magazine writes of how Kardashian is reacting to her lack of getting plowed.


The timing of Thompson wanting to save himself for the court simply could not be worse.


“After all the work she’s put into her body, she’s never felt sexier in her life, and complains that now she can’t even make the most of it,” the tabloid adds.


Khloe is looking pretty darn good these days…



This tension leads to an obvious question:


Could Lamar Odom succeed in getting Khloe back?


Interviewed last week by Dr. Travis Stork on television, Kardashian’s ex-husband made his goal for 2017 as clear as possible when asked what he wants to do with his clean and sober future.


“Umm, honestly, I want my wife back,” Odom responded very simply.


Khloe has never been shy about admitting that Lamar is her one true love.


So if he wants her back, and if he’s willing to take her from the back (or the front), then it wouldn’t surprise us if these two gave their romance another try.



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