As you know — seriously, there"s no way in the world you haven"t heard about this, not one single way — Beyonce is pregnant. With twins.
She made the surprise announcement on February 1st (the first day of Black History Month!!!), and the world has been reeling ever since.
And the reeling shows no signs of stopping. Actually, it almost certainly won"t stop until at least five years after the twins are born.
Oh, what a time to be alive …
And also, what a time to check out all the hilarious, wise, and insightful things that Beyonce"s biggest fans are saying about them twins!
1. A Hopeful Fan
Surely we can all identify with this, right? To live and grow in the womb of Beyonce …
2. The Dream …
Seriously, just imagine being in there. Not in a creepy way, in a … OK, no, there’s no way for that NOT to be creepy.
3. "Can You Not?"
Listen, this is a very special time for us all. It’s important to be so respectful and caring to all our brothers and sisters right now.
4. A Brilliant Idea
Do what you have to do, ladies.
5. An Undeniable Fact
While Beyonce’s pregnant, we should probably all work on coming to terms with the fact that these twins are likely to rule our entire universe one day. Adjust accordingly.
6. More Facts
The truth hurts, doesn’t it? So, SO bad.