Hey, do you want to hear a rumor about Chelsea Houska?
A really disgusting, completely shocking, just seriously gross rumor?
Sure you do. Why else are you here?
OK, so you know how Chelsea is the greatest Teen Mom of all the Teen Moms? How she found herself in such a predicament when she became pregnant at the tender age of 16?
Unlike some other Teen Moms before her, she really stepped up and became a great mother, right from the beginning.
And now, all these years later, she’s married to a great guy, and they have a brand new baby.
It’s a beautiful little story, isn’t it? But someone is trying to tarnish that story by …
Well, you’ll see.
There’s a Teen Mom blind item going around that’s pretty scandalous, even for blind items.
“This loser of a former boyfriend to a Teen Mom says he has recordings of himself and the Teen Mom having phone sex while she was pregnant with another man’s baby,” that’s how the story goes.
One of Chelsea’s followers saw this and showed it to Chelsea on Twitter, writing “Wait.. I figured it out. It’s DEFINITELY @ChelseaHouska and adumb lol jk, Chelsea. I’d never think that. No one would.”
But while this person did throw in a “lol jk,” they still put the idea into the world that Chelsea had phone sex with Adam Lind while pregnant with Cole DeBoer’s baby.
And nothing will ever, ever make that OK.
But Chelsea helped — she saw the tweet, and addressed it with only the most appropriate of emojis:
Get it? Because she’d want a surgical mask to even have phone sex with Adam Lind? Because he’s so terribly gross?
Now, of course we don’t believe that Chelsea would ever do something like that, not in a billion years. Not even in a trillion.
But just for fun, let’s put on our detective hats and see if we can solve this mystery.
OK, so Teen Moms who have had children with different men: that would be Chelsea, Kailyn Lowry, Leah Messer, Jenelle Evans, and Maci Bookout.
For Kailyn and Leah, we wouldn’t call their former boyfriends losers. Jo Rivera is pretty cool these days, and Corey Simms was Leah’s former husband, not just her boyfriend.
But unfortunately, Chelsea, Maci, and Jenelle do have loser exes in Adam, Ryan Edwards, and … well, in Jenelle’s case, all of her exes qualify.
However, we can’t see Chelsea or Maci sneaking around on their husbands like that. Jenelle on the other hand …
Anyway, we’re glad Chelsea has a sense of humor about things like this!
