Drunk people and cell phones do not mix. Here are 21 hilarious drunk texts for proof.
1. Yep. That.

Regret. EVERYTHING. Never doing that again. (Until next weekend.)
2. Candles

“Candles” is about the only thing that makes sense here and even that not so much.
3. Party Time

GET THOSE GLOWSTICKS UP!
4. True Colors

Alcohol brings out the truth in people, right?
5. You Don’t Say!

As if it weren’t obvious.
6. Poor Life Choices

Not even kind of sure how this happens.