Monday on Vanderpump Rules Season 5 Episode 21, Scheana Marie realized that Mike could be back on drugs after his erratic behavior.
When the episode got underway, Katie Maloney was walking down the aisle to become Katie Schwartz with Tom Schwartz.
“Never text with tequila,” Lisa grinned as she gave us all a throwback to Tom and Katie’s more troubling times in their relationship.
“I had been told that romance in L.A. was fleeting and often short-lived, often lasting only one night — according to my roommate Jax Taylor,” Schwartz said after ripping his vows apart and apparently speaking from the heart.
If you watch Vanderpump Rules online, you were probably shocked the pair actually said, “I do.”
“It’s with a full heart and much pride and love that I now pronounce you husband and wife,” Lisa said.
“It is my pleasure to introduce you to Mr. and Mrs. Schwartz.”
Then, our favorite TV crew partied the night away, but there was drama when Jax pulled Brittany aside to apparently call time on their relationship.
“Listen, I don’t think things are going well for us anymore,” Jax revealed, but he took it back as soon as Brittany started tearing up.
He was joking, you guys! Producers probably had a heart attack during filming because the apparent spin-off that is in the works for them.
After Ariana was against the whole marriage thing, a deflated Sandoval was chatted to by Lisa about a new business venture that would include him and Schwartz.
She had a dream of opening a new bar called “Tom Tom,” inspired by the two boys, of course. They were both ecstatic, but Schwartz was too busy being happily married to think it through.
After all of the exciting wedding scenes, the show pressed forward three months to reveal that Scheana was at Lisa’s house revealing the details about her marriage breakdown.
“I found out recently about Shay …” Scheana began.
“He goes MIA for six days, doesn’t answer any of my calls, doesn’t talk to me.”
“Since you got married, it’s been bulls–t,” Lisa said, looking at Scheana.
“Since the day you found out he was addicted to pills, it’s all been bulls–t.” Lisa claimed to Scheana.
Scheana then revealed that her former love had emptied her bank account to fund his drug addiction.
“I started checking emails, and I noticed ‘overdraft protection,’” Scheana said.
“I’m like, ‘Overdraft? There’s $ 7,000 in that account.’ I open my app, and there’s $ 32.”
This helped Scheana understand that her marriage was over, so she met with Shay and confirmed they were totes over.
At least she has moved on with Robert Valetta. As for Shay, there’s a good chance we won’t see him again on the show, but what the actual heck?
Scheana was completely broken. It was horrible to watch. It was such a dark contrast from the events earlier in the episode.
Next week: Reunion! Lala Kent returns!
