Over the course of his impressive NFL career, Arian Foster amassed over 6,500 yards rushing and scored 54 touchdowns.
But whatever. Who cares about how many yards the running back averaged per carry?
Foster is claiming on Twitter that he can kill a wolf with his bare hands.
How?!? What does the former All-Pro claim to be this animal"s one major weakness?
Scroll through the hilarious Tweets below, get inside Foster"s unique head and decide: Could he really kill a wolf all by his lonesome?!?
1. It’s Called "Wild" for a Reason, Right?
This hilarious stream of consciousness started with this simple Tweet/concern.
2. HOWEVER…
… I ain’t scared of no wolf!
3. Here’s the Thing…
… a wolf has no thumbs. Foster was adamant about this playing a key role in his kill.
4. Wolf, Schmolf!
I’ve dealt with angry pitbulls in my past. I totally got this.
5. He Ain’t Got No Bite
Not after I give his jaw a solid wallop or two.
6. PACKS?!?
They… do… not… have… thumbs.