Attention, readers:
You are not in a classroom right now. We are not your professor. You probably do not want to be lectured at the moment.
Nevertheless… we urge you to pay close attention to the following grammar fails.
It"s important to note how a simple punctuation mistake can change absolutely EVERYthing. To wit:
1. Any College Guy?
Got a hair color preference at least?
2. Her Dog, Too?!?
Her family may deserve it, but this canine is adorable!
3. We Probably Won’t Go See You
We like being alive.
4. Such a Picky Toilet
It may be hard to find an elderly pregnant child, but good luck, toilet!
5. Why Would You Want To?
Actually, nevermind. We don’t want to know.
6. He Is?!?
No wonder so many eight-year olds applied for the job.