Showing posts with label Grammar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Grammar. Show all posts

Friday, April 7, 2017

19 Most Embarrassing Grammar Fails of All-Time


Attention, readers:


You are not in a classroom right now. We are not your professor. You probably do not want to be lectured at the moment.


Nevertheless… we urge you to pay close attention to the following grammar fails.


It"s important to note how a simple punctuation mistake can change absolutely EVERYthing. To wit:




1. Any College Guy?


Any college guy

Got a hair color preference at least?



2. Her Dog, Too?!?


Her dog too

Her family may deserve it, but this canine is adorable!



3. We Probably Won’t Go See You


We probably wont go see you

We like being alive.



4. Such a Picky Toilet


Such a picky toilet

It may be hard to find an elderly pregnant child, but good luck, toilet!



5. Why Would You Want To?


Why would you want to

Actually, nevermind. We don’t want to know.



6. He Is?!?


He is

No wonder so many eight-year olds applied for the job.


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Thursday, February 2, 2017

Tom Brady"s Grammar Fail at Super Bowl Practice (PHOTO GALLERY)

Tom Brady is an apostrophe abuser. Here’s Tom at Super Bowl practice on Thursday rocking one of those QB wristbands — complete with what we believe to be some throwing motion notes. We don’t really know what “Light Light G.P.” means … but we DO…


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Wednesday, August 3, 2016

Leah Messer Criticized For Negligent Parenting, Bad Grammar

Leah Messer is on vacation at the moment, but as she’s currently learning the hard way, there’s no vacation from social media drama.



As you can see, she took her daughters with her, so you’d think we’d get a brief reprieve from claims that Leah is a negligent mom.


But no, the concern-trolling is real when it comes to Leah, and the angry moms come out of the woodwork pretty much every time she posts.


The pic above drew jeers and condemnation from some of her Instragram followers not because of the content, but because of the time it was posted.


Leah captioned the pic:


“Before bed, I couldn’t help but share! #MyFamily #AAA #summer2016 I love them so much!!”


Seems innocent enough, but the pic was posted at about 1 am California time (Leah and her kids are in Garden Grove at the moment) and many fans interpreted the caption to mean that Leah and her daughters posed for the pic at that time.


Others harkened back to the time that Leah rushed her kids off to school without breakfast, and suggested that if she didn’t stay up so late, perhaps she wouldn’t find it so difficult to wake up in the morning.


Sigh. Wisely, Leah has chosen not to respond.


Sadly, sometimes even if you don’t feed the trolls, they still multiply.



Around the same time last night, Leah also posted the photo above, along with a caption reading:


“A bond that will never be broke! A mother & her daughters!”


Leah’s questionable grammar prompted replies such as:


“You’re an inspiration but please learn English… your bond will never be broken not broke.”


“Try ‘a bond that will never be BROKEN’ moron”


We won’t even bother to point out that both of those sentences contain grammatical or punctuation errors.


But we will say you really need to chill, Internet commenters of the world.


You’re making us defend Leah Messer, and that’s just not cool.


Wednesday, March 9, 2016

Lindsay Lohan Introduces New Boyfriend, Sucks at Grammar

Last week, we reported that Lindsay Lohan is dating a 23-year-old Russian real estate agent named Igor Tarabasov.


For most celebs, that would qualify as some pretty random news. For Lindsay, this is the most normal thing she’s done since The Parent Trap.



In fact, this may be Lindsay’s most stable relationship in years.


The only thing weird about it is that a dude who’s spent his entire life living in Eastern Europe may have a better handle on the English language than his American girlfriend.


Linds posted the above photo today with a caption reading:


“This is what happens when you choose you’re “boyfriend jacket” for #fashion you both have to hide because he gets stuck with your tailored @chanelofficial jacket #westEnd.”


If you’re a teacher, you’re probably feeling tempted to print this up and bust out your red pen, but let us spare you the trouble.


We think what’s going on here is that Lindsay is trying to make a joke about her boyfriend wearing her jacket for Fashion Week, but instead it sounds like she turned herself into a jacket for the sake of fashion.


It’s not as embarrassing as Lindsay’s Photoshop fails, but by now, the girl should really know that she’s only funny when it’s unintentional.


Lindsay Lohan Introduces New Boyfriend, Sucks at Grammar

Last week, we reported that Lindsay Lohan is dating a 23-year-old Russian real estate agent named Igor Tarabasov.


For most celebs, that would qualify as some pretty random news. For Lindsay, this is the most normal thing she’s done since The Parent Trap.



In fact, this may be Lindsay’s most stable relationship in years.


The only thing weird about it is that a dude who’s spent his entire life living in Eastern Europe may have a better handle on the English language than his American girlfriend.


Linds posted the above photo today with a caption reading:


“This is what happens when you choose you’re “boyfriend jacket” for #fashion you both have to hide because he gets stuck with your tailored @chanelofficial jacket #westEnd.”


If you’re a teacher, you’re probably feeling tempted to print this up and bust out your red pen, but let us spare you the trouble.


We think what’s going on here is that Lindsay is trying to make a joke about her boyfriend wearing her jacket for Fashion Week, but instead it sounds like she turned herself into a jacket for the sake of fashion.


It’s not as embarrassing as Lindsay’s Photoshop fails, but by now, the girl should really know that she’s only funny when it’s unintentional.