Simply put, you should beware of Florida Man.
As documented below, males who reside in The Sunshine State have made a habit of getting in trouble with the law in ridiculous, over-the-top, often impossible-to-believe ways.
Such as what, you may be wondering?
Such as these 100% real examples…
1. You Shouldn’t Inject Heroin Anywhere…
![You shouldnt inject heroin anywhere](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--GCdpcCJB--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494438874/slides/3278/you-shouldnt-inject-heroin-anywhere.jpg)
… but especially not here.
2. Isn’t It Ironic?
![Isnt it ironic](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--JQsF4f5o--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494438916/slides/3278/isnt-it-ironic.jpg)
No? It’s just insane and dangerous? Oh, right.
3. Rectum?
![Rectum](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--zX9nLvnN--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494438969/slides/3278/rectum.jpg)
He nearly killed ‘em with every detail in this story!
4. If This Isn’t an Emergency, What Is?
![If this isnt an emergency what is](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--t90BnopA--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494439019/slides/3278/if-this-isnt-an-emergency-what-is.jpg)
Seriously. We’re talking PBR here, folks.
5. Say My Name!
![Say my name](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--zRyqYiAA--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494439118/slides/3278/say-my-name.png)
I said MY name!
6. What, I Just Wanted Some Pussy?
![What i just wanted some pussy](https://the-hollywood-gossip-res.cloudinary.com/iu/s--Mk-LmdX6--/t_slideshow/cs_srgb,f_auto,fl_strip_profile.lossy,q_auto:420/v1494439167/slides/3278/what-i-just-wanted-some-pussy.png)
To sit next to me, that is.