There have been lots of great Teen Mom feuds in the past, and they usually involve Farrah Abraham in some form.
The latest might be one of the ugliest beefs the franchise has ever seen, and while Farrah has yet to fire a shot herself, she’s currently at the heart of some serious trash talk.
It all started during Monday night’s episode of Teen Mom 2 when a fan cracked a joke about Farrah’s now-infamous mini-horse, Starburst, and caught the attention of Farrah’s boyfriend, Simon Saran.
“Stop being a hater. Go protest at a zoo or sea world,” Simon tweeted.
“Sea World is at @KailLowry ‘s house, right?” the fan responded.
That’s when things really got ugly.
Simon has a history of trash-talking other stars of the Teen Mom franchise, but we don’t think he’s ever gone in on one of the ladies quite like this:
As you can see, Kailyn defended herself, and the conversation quickly went from zero to disgusting, as Saran went full-Trump, bashing Lowry for everything from her failed relationships to her alleged promiscuity:
“Sure, if you are looking to free Shamu!” Simon said in response to the Sea World comment.
As usual, Saran made up the more nauseating half of the conversation, but Kailyn crossed a few lines too, tweeting:
“Shamu is almost as wide as your girlfriend’s vag,” she tweeted.
“Or as wide as the door your baby daddy ran through when he heard you were pregnant! Got a baby by buster lol,” Saran fired back.
As fans of the franchise likely know, Kailyn is expecting her third child, but does not have a relationship with the baby’s father.
So it was a low blow, but … so is this:
“At least he didn’t have curtains to run through,” Lowry replied, presumably in reference to Farrah’s vagina.
“Girl everyone has ran through you!” Saran shot back.
“Bc I’m a hoe & white trash right? I’ve heard it all. You can get your balls out of Farrah’s purse now,” Kailyn responded.
Saran didn’t respond to that right away, but several fans fired off remarks about Kailyn cheating on Javi Marroquin while he was deployed overseas, and for obvious reasons, Lowry was in no rush to respond.
“Roll call! Line em up! Probably 100 mother f–kers in that lineup. That whole damn football team,” Saran eventually replied in another gross remark about Lowry’s past romances.
It seems that was the end of the conversation for now, but you can bet there’s more to come.
Watch Teen Mom online to remind yourself of just how absurd the cartoon characters known as Simon and Farrah have become.
